celebrity groundhog day

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ull start

katona pregnant again

johanatan ross is overpaid

liz hurleys wedding stilll goin g on

charles waits to be king

Liz hurley dressing damian like a girl.

prince harry gets baldderd

bush declares war

Jordan/Katie Price has nork op

jordan reduces nrosk

Just thought of one but its wasn't nice . i'll think again.

jodie marsh unlucky in love - again

has botox injections/denies having plastic surgery

io very good
tara palmer t

is dumped

again

Jen wants Brad back

Brad and Jen in secret midnight phone calls

celeb (any) has baby and the world stops moving

ziggy and chanelle split!

jade goody's baps come out in the sea again

celeb (any) names baby stupid name

celeb (any) is too thin
celeb (any) is too fat next week
celeb (any) is then called bad role model whilst magazine plays the innocent card

POsh is desperate to gain pounds so can have 4th child.
Posh desperate to lose that baby weight.
Posh feted by LA stars.
Posh so lonely in LA.

Spice Girls pictured eating lettuce leaves in resturant in bid to see who can lose the most weight before world tour

Danielle Lloyd dates footballer
Teddy Sheringham dates blonde bimbo

Big Bro contestants fall over whilst wearing very little

Britney/Li-lo/Paris go out knickerless

tiredemma............
Darren Day has actually married and has a new family with his wife (I think she was in Emmerdale, albeit briefly).

lol at goodys baps

Jade goes on celebrity dancing on ice, loses a lot of weight through the skating, falls in love with her partner, gets pregnant, has baby, gets married, sells photos to Hello, splits up, goes to the Priory, comes out of the Priory, goes on Celebrity Strictly Come Dancing, loses a lot of weight through the dancing, falls in love with her partner etc etc ad infinitum and ad nauseum

Stck thin 'clebs'.. ' I eat what I want, I love cake and chips, I'm naturally a size 2.

'All my pregnancy weight just seemed to fall off in a week. I didn't even diet!'

Oh, and
'
Yes they are real. I would never have surgery.'