FLANGE OF PIXIES FOUND ON MOORLAND

[Rhubarb]

In case anyone's interested? Sky News is calling the discovery "disturbing, shocking and compelling evidence that the whole world will soon implode".

It's true you know! Sky News only ever report the truth!

Can I still have one? A handsome little gentleman pixie?
I know I shouldn't, but it ought to be quite easy to hide from dh.

flange isn;t a collective noun or i'll eat my flange.

My god, thank you for alerting us to this important development.

Can we judge the pixies now?

Yes it bloody well is!

What would you call it then? Eh?

Kathy, I'll post you a nice ginger minger.

The collective term for pixies is a Pecker. As every fule no...

A ginger one would be fine, thanks Rhubarb, but he won't have a beard, will he? I'm not too keen on beards in general and I don't really fancy one with a ginger beard.

I'm afraid they all have beards, green suits and speak with an Irish accent.

Let's all judge them!

What shall I feed him? Will he demand proper draught Guinness or is it ok from a can?

Oooooh, from a glass, always from a glass.

They are also very highly sexed, as lulumama will testify to. Just be careful that random Mumsnetters don't eat him/spear him with straws/drown him in a puddle of beer/tread on him - I've lost a pecker of pixies that way.

get a flange of pixies and stck them under your maxi dress to give you a thrill as you walk along

get a flange of pixies and stck them under your maxi dress to give you a thrill as you walk along

Sky are so ignorant.

Everyone who has ever watched Not the Nine O'Clock News knows that flange refers to a group of gorillas.

Oh dear, I seem to have mistakenly added a link to this thread in the McCann thread. Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

Still, I think this is very serious and alarming news that everyone should be aware of. Right?

I am very excited about getting a pixie.

I'm sure in no time at all we will have a whole flange.

Beetroot - don't I just know it!

pmsl Rhuby

Hope he doesn't get squished in the post Kathy.

If SKY say that the world will soon implode does that mean the Govt will be claiming that the pixies have weapons of mass destruction?

LOL at flange as collective noun. Especially for pixies. Perfect.

UPDATE:

Sky News have reported that the government do indeed believe they have compelling evidence that the said flange of pixies have been hiding, not only the WMD but also Osama bin Laden who has been living amongst them successfully as a pixie. They are now planning to send over bombers to locate known hideaways i.e. the location of certain flanges of pixies, and the airplanes will be joined by foot soldiers ready to infiltrate the flanges.

PM to make a statement soon, Sky on standby outside No.10.

Do you think this thread will make it onto the homepage?

OMG @ Osama Bin Laden.
Those bearded creatures will be perfect cover for him!

He was the perfect size too, apparently. He now has a ginger beard, wears green and speaks with an Irish accent.

So presumably the 'caves' where he was hiding was really Cheddar Gorge!!!

Thank goodness for SKY or we'd never have known!