FLANGE OF PIXIES FOUND ON MOORLAND

[Rhubarb]

In case anyone's interested? Sky News is calling the discovery "disturbing, shocking and compelling evidence that the whole world will soon implode".

Oh yes, Sky are just tops for news! You can Rely on Sky.

COME ON JUSTINE, PUT IT ON THE HOME PAGE!

Piss Custy off even more!

I'm going for a wee now and then I'm going to bed and I thought you might be genuinely interested in knowing that information and I am not bumping just for the sake of it honest.

For Justine so she can put it on the home page.

Police are currently investigating how the flange of pixies ended up being abandoned on the moorland. The press are out in force looking for someone to blame. Forensics are trying to find out if any of the pixies have been drugged.

I think all of this idle speculation about us pixies is most unfair.

Please stop

(but you are right about the collective noun)

the pixie's natural habitat of bright green grassland with rainbows and red spotty mushrooms is disappearing hence their appearance on the moorland. they are endangered and even though no one really gives a shite middle aged women with wispy grey hair and no bras have set up a charity to care for them.

The Daily Mail has picked up the story now. Apparently they are asylum seeker pixies and will be stealing all our pots of gold.

oh no we've been rumbled.

We also love wet areas- hence the fish part of my name

The Daily Mail is blaming the slight increase in crime on the pixie population, pointing out that it is far easier for them to break into people's houses using cat flaps. They cited the example of the pixie found hiding in lulumama's knicker drawer.

They are suggesting a government funded cull.

ohmigod what will this do to property prices???