Pregnant women shouldnt get fat. Or retain water.

[VeniVidiVickiQV]

discuss.

Where did you read this?!

LOL here...

At 39 weeks they should look like Vic Beck with a football up her jumper.

or wear comfortable clothes
or sandals

no pressure then!!!

And should not wear trousers over a size 10 (the fat heifers)

"stepford wives" springs to kind- although we could like them avoid pregnancy and just clone....

Our new role model?

why am I not suprised at who posted some of that on the other thread.

Shit me, my

opps pressed send before finished
Shit me @ the pic - my tits are mahoosive.. 34G so completely screwed on that look!

ahh my opinions have prompted a whole new thread.. (am famous now)

LOL VVQ!

Fwiw, eating chocolate in your pregnancy makes for a happier baby apparently, that's all the excuse I needed. I've put 3 stone on in all my pregnancies and wouldn't have it any other way!
Bring on the cream cakes I say!

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do wotsits make a happy baby too??? purleeeeeeeeeaasse say yes.

i never said dont eat anything when pg (i ate for about 4 people but i guess am lucky dont put weight on)

arrgghh cant deicifer fish speak today cod. My brain is in Japan with DP.

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[cliché ahoy]

ah, Awen, a happy mummy makes a happy baby

[34wks, down to two pairs of trous that fit, eating instant semolina with jam]

NOBODY should get fat or retain water, didn't you know? Pregnant women are not exempt.

Fat people are scumsucking pond slime with a brain the size of a pea and the law should be changed forthwith to compel all normal people to stone them to death.

This message comes through loud and clear. Time after time after time after...

I am eating for 1 I dont give a flying feck tho if I retain water or look fat. So long as I keep healthy as i can and of course baby is, who actually cares???

DS was 8lb12 and 2 weeks early so guess i will be makinga big baby again.

Riiiight, your opinions not exactly holding a lot of 'weight' (arf) now, are they? Your view being "everyone should have my metabolism".

I think everyone should have my intelligence. Clearly they don't though

thank you cod

Am craving fruit too

Very true MrsBadger

PMSL tribpot.

how pregnant is that woman?
I look like that only with big boobs and no scrawny neck.
I am only 30 weeks and I look bloody ridiculous.