Boris Johnson for London Mayor

[mumtolily]

Please say yes!

Yes yes YES!

Go Boris, Go Boris,Go Boris, Go Boris,Go Boris, Go Boris,Go Boris, Go Boris,

what will his policies be - compulsory cycling and adultery for all?

hell no he's a bloated arse

His hair needs to be locked in the Tower of London for crimes against trichology

boak

"Oh, I, um...look, err, right. The thing is... You want me to talk about being London Mayor? I'll talk about being London Mayor. I mean, come on... for goodness' sake..."

etc.

Should be fun!

If his prowess on the football pitch is any indication of his mayoral skills, then London's fucked

whaaaat? he would be dreadful. He is a fat bubble head toff with not an ounce of feeling for ordinary people at all.I can't think of anyone worse tbh.

Ugh, no. All he's interested in is the promotion of Boris.

"Steve" Norris perhaps donnie? [bleurgh]

Ghastly man. Can't stand him. Or his whinging sister.

well yes Marina - he gave Ken a good run for his money as I recall (NOT!!!)

or good old J. Archer esq ? he was in the serious running too, once....

oh, who is his sister Rosa?

BORIS! BORIS! BORIS!

I wub him

He's actually fiercely bright, but such a buffoon. At least he doesn't relentlessly toe the party line though.

donnie - Rachel Johnson. An AlphaMummy!

oh crumbs - I don't actually know who that is ( hangs head in shame emoticon)!

Double bleurgh. Didn't he walk out for a while with Petsy Wyatt too. Even his schlong is a buffoon.
It's all right for you, Bright Eyes, you wouldn't have to live with the consequences.

Donnie, you really don't need to know about Rachel Johnson.

Rachel Johnson. She has this column in the Telegraph where she moans continually that the impoverished upper middle class can't lead the lifestyle of their parent's generation on a measly £100,000 a year and it is (somehow) all the fault of the ghastly tax-avoiding vulgar super-rich. Gah!

total buffoon, turning into a parody of himself.

Was just about to say didn;t he shag Petronella Wyatt.

What was she thinking

Although I see a lot of merit in Mr. Johnson as mayor, I find it odd that no real heavyweight challenger has ever emerged to Ken Livingstone.

ah well, as a Guardianista I wouldn't be au fait with her then ( relief emoticon!)

why don't you stand DominiConnor? you're a shoot from the hip kind of guy?