Council Ban Piggy Cakes Because .......

[NadineBaggott]

there's no pork in them

the world's gone mad

It's tragic really isn't it?

I want a novelty pig tart!

Ah well the county council should be renamed "moron county council" because it obviously contains at least one of them.

no angels in angel cake either

lol cc!

good to see the Sun are at the cutting edge of current affairs as usual!
v. silly council.

This is like the Welsh company that made "Dragon Sausages" and were made to change the name as they didn't contain dragons, like no s**t!

Ohh do you think Millionares shortbread contains them?

How dull if everything has to be named after what it contains or where its from (wont they run out of names for things quite quickly)

that's Millionnaire before anyone gets pedantic

I'd bet a large sum of money that this story contains more than a couple of bllcks.

ooops - that should have ben b!ll!cks.

Forgot about the magical properties of askerisks.

Fat Rascals?

Gosh, it's in the Sun so it has to be 100% true...

Kidney beans (no kidneys)
Beef Wellington (no deceased generals)
Spotted Dick (no diseased genetalia)
Balck pudding (it's brown)

Tiger bread - No tigers.

Frosties - No frost. (Should be called sugar coated cornflakes)

Viennese Whirls - never been within 500 miles of Vienna

god, food does have stupid names, doesn't it?

Mars bar - no planets or mumsnetters
Mars Planets - no planets or mumsnetters

jelly babies- not babies

tiger bread
de-licious

what about chocolate bars?

penguins - no penguins
gold bars - no gold
taxi - hmm, not going anywhere in that
mint viscount???