Arrested woman sprays police officer with breast milk.

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Thought you'd like to see a new use for it.

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well thats one way of doing it!

lol what a nerve

sorry bubble, someone had to do it!

Love that they specify "from her RIGHT breast". Like if she'd used her left it would have been better

no, left breast must have been fully loaded with CS gas.

God that's so unlikely.

'Take that Pig! Hah. Not so tough now eh? Now you know I'm packin' it.'

I think the officer got off lightly TBH

V good LL.

ROFL!

They cant be serious? I couldnt aim for toffee .... you should have seen me trying to fill up a syringe one time...

I don't get it - how did she do this. Did she see the copper coming, whop off her bra and take aim????

Was there a baby nearby or did she (like I do) think 'gosh the policemen are looking younger and younger every day' and get a whole maternal vibe going which led her to lactate???

But why did she decide that this was the appropriate response to an imminent arrest?

I can understand a kick in the shins....

do they honestly think you can control it just like that though? Or am I weird?

PMSL thought it was going to be a militant NCT'er making a statement. Quite surprised she was only 18.

I'm picturing her as some kind of superhero nemesis. 'Lacto-Woman.'

VeniVidiVickiQV (don't know if I should be so proud of this BUT) I can control let down very well and also spray on command (as well as when not wanted too).

I soaked my obstetrician when he got too close in labour - the midwife thought it was v. funny when he had to take his glasses off and wipe away the milk.

Now if I think about DD (or strangely about my cats) milk instantly springs forth). Pain in the arse in Sainsburys though!

'Lacto-Woman' PMS

She flies through the air with the greatest of ease, stunning policemen with milk and whitening teas.......

Thats one in the eye for the anti breastfeeding malicia

I had a pretty good aim myself.

Wish I'd thought about putting it to such good use!

A bedtime bump for Lacto Woman.

Bitty!

Just a thought but in certain circles, breasts have been referred to amongst other things as "guns" maybe she thought that she could shoot the policeman and get away whilst he was "wounded" I've heard of revolvers being 38's before but not 38dd's!!!