Oooh, you've just got to read this article in my local paper!

[MrsSpoon]

Here .

My goodness the Dunfermline men are an attractive lot.

what a delightful man (not)

I love the way the that in the picture, he looks like he's actually breaking wind at that moment!!

Pubs are so smelly since the smoking ban, though

Marty Feldman's love child.

So he travels from Edinburgh to Dunfermline to fart in a bar...? What a lovely character.

Ah but he lives in Edinburgh.

runs< before Expat catches up with me.

thank god I never worked on that paper

do they have a lot of space to fill? that quote goes on for ages

NoNoNoBodyInTheTomb, LOL, he also looks like he has just smelled it for the first time.

I'm sure the newspaper people took a few photos and picked the one where he looked most unhinged.

The writing is fantastic, IMO, really cheered up a Thursday.

marina didnt you read it

he visits his parents in Cowdenbeath and then pops into the pub on the way home

Cowdenbeath is so classy too...

ROFL at "I didn?t even have a chance to draw breath."

Probably a good thing, surely?

LOL Cappuccino, it's obviously been a quiet week.

mrsspoon do you frequent thirsty kirstys..?

fgs! and i thought the ayrshire post was bad!! lol

NP I can stand proud and say I have never been in Thirsty Kirstys, so cannot comment on the aroma.

its true though that although the pubs DID stink of fags til last year, at least it covered the stench of BO, stale beer and farts

It's at times like this I really miss Scotland.

lol piggie

do you ever get to visit?

Ah, the fresh air.

All my family are still there and I used to go lots. Bit harder with the dses being so small (2 and 1) but we intend to go and visit a lot more when flying with them isn't a logistical nightmare. Car journey is 9 hours so that's a no go.

rofl at 'that's the last fart you do in this pub'

...and other phrases you don't hear every day

An unapologetic bump as I still think this is pure class.

Actually I've just taken in the information that they guy works at Harvey Nicks!

He's gorgeous!

Amazing!

Actually I think this is my favourite quote from the licensing guy:-

?You can?t just have one guy sitting there farting his day away and nobody else coming in."