Oooh, you've just got to read this article in my local paper!

[MrsSpoon]

Here .

ROFL!

that is THE BEST

take the original and paste it on your loo wall!

I was talking to a Scottish lady the other day and she said that since the smoking ban bar staff have been complaining bitterly about the BO in pubs.

Don't you have bathrooms up there or what?

I was going to say "Gas!", as in, what Irish people say when something is funny... But then I realised.

I heard similar stories from Ireland. You might see three men standing at a bar, and suddenly two walk away and you know the one left has let one go, forgetting that there's no stink of smoke to cover his tracks. Ewww.

LOL!

JanH, we just had tin baths (and outside loos) up here and it's too cold to get that out just now.

Think I'm going to laminate the original as I know loads of people who would appreciate a read.

Been looking for something to laminate so that will be exciting in itself.

rank farting mens with guiness trumps

Blimey I knew there was another reason why I left Kelty, Fife for Colorado. He ho - the joys of the Dunfermline Press.

That's brilliant, MrsSpoon - had me rofling.

I am crying with laughter at this thread!

DH thinks I have gone potty.

I am not showing him the artile as I have just started a new diet and on the same token I fear being bannished from the lounge!

fab, mrs spoon...my fav quote 'thats the last fart you'll do in this pub'

yeh, makes me miss scotland too!

scottish men are breed all to themselves...

Classy

I mean why did he need to ask? Didn't he know if he'd done it just then?

alipiggie, now you know the Press is online you never have to miss it again.

PMSL!

Showed it to DH and he said, 'Bloody hell, he's farted his eyes in different directions!'

I do have to point out in the poor guy's defence that he does have vision problems, which could account for the piccy.

but not the farting

at all of this thread!!

ROFL and pmsl at Janh!

DP says he looks like chunk from the Goonies if you squint a bit

My fav quotes "The James Street pub?s owner says the stench has become unbearable since Scotland?s smoking ban came in last year but suspects drinkers could have been breathing in the waft for years before without noticing it."

"?I?ve probably done it in the past ? when you?re drinking and having a laugh you don?t think about it ? but that?s not the point."

"Other people have dropped handbags, shall we say"

Sorry - Sloth, from the goonies

gone with the wind

I've nearly wet myself laughing!! That's made my day that has!

had to bump this for day people - they need a laugh!

That poor old man who was almost sick!

Right enough VVVQ, I can see the resemblance.

I'm very impressed with that journalist - he will go far! Talk about making a mountain out of a molehill. And a very funny mountain, at that!