Erm... even for the DM this is, well... vibrator up bottom?

[OurBlanche]

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3824801/Mother-one-24-forced-undergo-surgery-remove-seven-inch-pink-sex-toy-boyfriend-got-stuck-BOTTOM.html?ito=social-facebook

Trainee teacher.... boyfriend shoves vibrator up her arse... forgets where he left it... she has operation and apparently; ^Lee's not been scarred by it - he just thinks it's funny. I think he should have one up his bum and take one for the team.'

Please tell me I am dreaming!

tardis arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Use of sex toys 101 - only ojects with flared base should e used anally to prevent later appearance in crappy newspapers!!

(Although local paper had a headline last year of a guy who died due to object anal penetration that got stuck)