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"britney is a great mum" - so it says in heat magazine, guess why!!!!!!

36 replies

santasweetdreamer · 10/12/2006 20:52

because when she's out partying or whatever she does she gets the 24 hour nanny to call her every hour and report to her how the kids are doing!!

BTW heat wasn't mine

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donnie · 10/12/2006 20:53

if only I could afford the nanny....

merrylissiemas · 10/12/2006 20:53

ah, isn't motherhood hard for these poor celebrities

littlepiggie · 10/12/2006 20:54

yes graet mum, dont you think?

MrsMaloryTowers · 10/12/2006 20:56

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tribpot · 10/12/2006 21:41

God - I don't do that when I'm out, now I feel bad! (btw Britney if you're reading, I go out once a year, just a little tip for you).

TwoIfBySanta · 10/12/2006 22:56

And if that wasn't bad enough her poor sons will have to endure their schoolmates being able to see their mother's c-scar plus bits online.

Put it away, yeuk!

paulaplumpbottom · 11/12/2006 09:53

I guess it doesn't take much to be a great Mommmy these days. Just think what heat would make of us? We'd be brilliant. I don't think they'll ever notice.

santasweetdreamer · 11/12/2006 18:52

they'd probably think we're a bunch of wierdo's cos we don't party with Paris Hilton every night!

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paulaplumpbottom · 11/12/2006 19:26

I don't think I could take 5minutes of her much less a night.

deaconblue · 11/12/2006 20:50

Why does she go out with no pants? Why does anyone go out with no pants? Am I just a dull old prude?

paulaplumpbottom · 11/12/2006 22:23

I wouldn't either. Its not hygenic

deaconblue · 12/12/2006 10:19

Not to mention a bit drafty!!

mummyto2littleprincess · 13/12/2006 00:41

great mum i dont think so she never looks after them
i dont understand why people have children if there not going to look after them

TwoIfBySanta · 13/12/2006 12:05

And now Madonna is airing her fairy!

You are not a prude shoppingbags, it isn't the most attractive part to be flashing! Buy pants, and not the ones that ride up over your tramp stamp in a cheese wire effect either.

And what is it with them all going bare? Is the little girl look really that appealing (not according to dh but he may be the minority.)

expatinscotland · 13/12/2006 12:07

Yuk.

paulaplumpbottom · 13/12/2006 12:30

Madonna is old enough to know better to.

expatinscotland · 13/12/2006 12:31

The thought of that auld bag's bald hoochie is enough to put me off my lunch.

gscrym · 13/12/2006 12:33

Lol at Tramp Stamp .

To quote her after the whole driving with baby on lap incident. 'We're country, it's what we do'. Next time I get pulled for a driving thing, I'm going to try that then get out the car whilst flashing my bajingo. Lets see if I get away with a bit over the speed limit then.

The officers involved would prob have to go for counselling.

paulaplumpbottom · 13/12/2006 12:49

I grew up country to but I nor anyone in my family ever did anything that stupid.

paulaplumpbottom · 13/12/2006 12:51

I grew up country to but I nor anyone in my family ever did anything that stupid.

NotQuiteCockney · 13/12/2006 12:53

To be fair, aren't Britney's children better off being minded by professionals, rather than by her?

TinselgalacticWalrus · 13/12/2006 12:55

Do you think getting the 24 hour nanny to call every hour is the celebrity version of popping your head outside the pub every now and then with a bag of crisps and a vimto for the children?

(My parenets used to do this to me regularly. If it was cold, I was allowed to saty in the car )

LemonTart · 13/12/2006 12:56

I have no idea whether or not she is a great mum as the info you receive is all spin one way or another. However, I do wonder at how those famous mums? brains work when considering whether or not to do certain photos shoots/go out without underwear etc etc and how they think their children will cope with the inevitable fallout. Life is hard enough as a teenager (regardless of cash and position) without your mum flashing her bits on the telly!

paulaplumpbottom · 13/12/2006 13:01

Thats so sad tinsel.

marymillington · 13/12/2006 13:09

i don't know why you assume she isn't a great mum - so what if she goes partying, so what if she's flashed her fanjo more times (many more) than we care to see it. i reckon she loves her kids as much as the rest of us do.

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