"britney is a great mum" - so it says in heat magazine, guess why!!!!!!

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because when she's out partying or whatever she does she gets the 24 hour nanny to call her every hour and report to her how the kids are doing!!

BTW heat wasn't mine

Maybe she wears no pants so can have a quickie/fumble on way to pub in her chaffeur driven limo ROFL - I know it's the only time we used to have to ourselves - minus the limo and driver obviously!

I'm sure she loves her kids too - and the nanny is probably doing a great job....I bet she gets paid alot.

Just posted this on other thread about why I thnk they where no knickers,,,
"I think Britney, Lindsay Lohan et al have doen this recently as an 'up yours' to all the paparazzi lying on the floor when they get out of a car. Kind of 'well if you really want a picture of my knickers why not see it all'. I hate the whole lying on floor under cars thing (but i do still buy the mags ) "

i just don't think that being a sleb with a penchant for public knickerlessness and being a good mother are necessarily mutually exclusive.

Can't they just give them the finger?

Yeah but just loving your kids doesn't = great parenting...

...Although a butt-flashing celeb male would probably be a hero without his fatherhood even coming into question.

Same old, same old...

Her Mom must be soo proud

There was a good cartoon in private eye - set in "the" manger - "It's Jo from Heat Magazine - so Mary, when do you expect to get back your fab pre-baby figure back?"

lets see if her kids think she is so great when theya re about 12 and their freinds are eying up their mothers lady patio (it had recently been mowed i beleive) on the internet.

there is no excuse for a sleb with children to be going around flashing yoru fanjo. being amother SHOULD come before getting your face in a paper or revenge on a manky waster of an ex H

I don't believe that. So poor nanny really has to phone Britney at 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 1, 2, 3 and 4 to say "yes they're still asleep"?