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Am I the only one who feels sorry for Britney's children?

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HoHoHorsewoman · 06/12/2006 23:08

Not only do they have a total w*er as a father, but their mother is spotted in various states (as in United States!) with an assortment of 'party' friends and her hoo-ha hanging out only weeks after giving birth to number two. Five weeks after baby 2, Their dad was in NYC 'performing' on Jay Leno, and mom was in Vegas with some buddies. Are they the least-considered 'celebrity' babies on the planet? Poor loves, they didn't choose to have a pair of arseholes for parents. If they didn't have millions, they would be in care by now.

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MerryPiffmas · 07/12/2006 11:42

You'd be amazed how far through life a pair of big norks will get you...
Transcends class, manners and general appearance.
Thankfully for me

MerryChristmasfromQV · 07/12/2006 21:45

ROFL at you two piff and WB

BahHunkBug · 07/12/2006 22:42

PMSL, Piff and WB - you're a class act!

MerryPiffmas · 07/12/2006 22:44

I'd never truly "encountered" WB before...

BahHunkBug · 07/12/2006 22:45

That's it now, Piffle. Kiss goodbye to not leaking a bit of wee occasionally when reading MN...

MerryPiffmas · 07/12/2006 22:46

You'd know Hunker, you've made me consider Tena before now...

MerryChristmasfromQV · 07/12/2006 22:50

ROFL at hunker making folk think of Tena......

MerryPiffmas · 07/12/2006 22:51

it could be more of an indictment on the dodgy state of my pelvic floor than on Hunkers humour though

MerryChristmasfromQV · 07/12/2006 22:52

LOL! it just needs kissing better!!!!!

MerryPiffmas · 07/12/2006 22:53

Ahh those were the days QV

MerryChristmasfromQV · 07/12/2006 23:00

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