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Am I the only one who feels sorry for Britney's children?

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HoHoHorsewoman · 06/12/2006 23:08

Not only do they have a total w*er as a father, but their mother is spotted in various states (as in United States!) with an assortment of 'party' friends and her hoo-ha hanging out only weeks after giving birth to number two. Five weeks after baby 2, Their dad was in NYC 'performing' on Jay Leno, and mom was in Vegas with some buddies. Are they the least-considered 'celebrity' babies on the planet? Poor loves, they didn't choose to have a pair of arseholes for parents. If they didn't have millions, they would be in care by now.

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paulaplumpbottom · 07/12/2006 10:30

Surely they deserve our sympathy no matter whos babies they are or how much money there parents have.

kittyschristmascrackers · 07/12/2006 10:31

Hoho, I'm sure you're right there!!!

WelshBoris · 07/12/2006 10:33

I feel sorry for her foof

It must be freezing

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HoHoHorsewoman · 07/12/2006 10:42

She must have had a c-section. I wouldn't have wanted to see my own for quite a while after my DDs (even the physio winced when she checked me out) so how could you chance your battle scars being on view to the whole planet? Besides, WB, I heard that she was seen actually wearing pants when the temps dropped in LA!

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WelshBoris · 07/12/2006 10:44

I showed my c-section scar to the whole Irish rugby league team 6 weeks after having DD.

Dont think they will be coming back to Swansea anytime soon

paulaplumpbottom · 07/12/2006 10:51

WelshBoris how did that come about?

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HoHoHorsewoman · 07/12/2006 10:52

I was referring to a scarred foof (which, IMO, can be a very scary thing) especially before it's fully healed.....

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WelshBoris · 07/12/2006 10:53

I expressed about 3 buckets loads of breast milk before I went out.

I drank the same amount in vodka

They didnt believe that I had a baby 6 weeks previous

So I got up in the middle of Yates and showed them the delicate stiching of Swanseas finest surgeons

I think the scrumhalf is still in therapy

MerryPiffmas · 07/12/2006 11:00

They stay at home with mother, their grandma AFAIK
she may not be mother of the year, but it's hardly neglectful in the true sense.
Courtney Love said yesterday

Say what you will about me, and I'm not passing judgment, but when I had my daughter, I stayed home with her almost every night for the first year of her life."
Hmmm yeah but did Britney do heroin while pregnant?
Maybe too many frappucinos though.
Perspective - very hard to have on celeb types
Anyway from Brits website
here

WelshBoris · 07/12/2006 11:03

We see her on the piss in the nights

In the day how do we know where she is?

I work, and I go out once a week, added up I bet its the same amount of time that Britney spends with her children as I do with my DD

Does that mean my DD should go into care?

She is a young girl, yes she has children but a few nights on the lash hardly makes her Kerry Katona

MerryPiffmas · 07/12/2006 11:03

WB I also was permitted out at about 6 wks after having ds (13 yrs ago when I still went out...) I expressed enough for a couple of days (had to fit into a t shirt half decently)
My mates boyfriend (asshole cheater) did not believe I had a baby 6 wks earlier as I look gorgeous (well he was very pissed and I think I was too)
I said step into the corner and i'll prove it
He got a shot straight in the eye [frgin]
Needless to say he asked for my PHONE NUMBER
FREAK!!!!
lost a friend that night though, she thought I was flashing" him for sexual gain
6 wks post partum
HELL YES!

WelshBoris · 07/12/2006 11:05

He was a sadistic mother-lover

Perverts, all of 'em

MerryPiffmas · 07/12/2006 11:08

But let is be said a hangover with a newborn = hell.

WelshBoris · 07/12/2006 11:10

That was the last thing on my mind when I was squirting breastmilk down the toilets in Chicago Rock to relieve the engorgment

Ah happy days

MerryPiffmas · 07/12/2006 11:13

yes adn my usual habit of popping into the mens loos due to the ladies being full of primping it girls types, slapped me right in the face...
Breast pads do not flush, mens toilets do not have sanitary bins.
I put them in the cistern
the loos flooded about an hour later
Thanks god the pub manager had no idea what they were.
He thought they were bust enhancers - so I was out of the frame due to my mahoosive norks.
But close call

paulaplumpbottom · 07/12/2006 11:14

Classy

WelshBoris · 07/12/2006 11:16

snort at paulafatass calling us classy

MerryPiffmas · 07/12/2006 11:19

I would snort but I'm 25 wks pregnant and my pelvic floor is not what it was

My arse for the record is fantastic

WelshBoris · 07/12/2006 11:21

As is mine Piff as is mine

Must be all the kissing it gets

MerryPiffmas · 07/12/2006 11:25

Pelvic floor or arse WB?
Just for clarification you understand?

LittleSarah · 07/12/2006 11:28

Ah desperately expressing milk in pub toilets... been there my friends....

MerryPiffmas · 07/12/2006 11:31

As I suspected
Class isn't everything

WelshBoris · 07/12/2006 11:31

My pelvic floor has never been kissed, but thank you for that image as I am eating my elevenses

My ass of course, it is in fine fettle.

MerryPiffmas · 07/12/2006 11:34

I just dribbled tea onto my keyboard trying to not snort at that post WB.
I think instead I'm drowning
God I'm gorgeous
You can tell my dp works away from home...
Now I also understand why...

WelshBoris · 07/12/2006 11:37

The image I have of you in my head is fantstic Piffle.

Almost makes me want to never be pregnant ever ever again