Using hookers, even spending your Lords claimed lunch money on hookers, is not against the law - even if he was 'living on the fruits of love' - for those that have heard the honeymoon couple staying at a farm and not coming out for days, joke.
Farmer; Well can you stop throwing their skins out of the window, they're choking my ducks
Fat old geezers impersonating Cher can't even get the fashion police involved.
It is of course his near six figure salary for a senior position as Deputy Speaker and a Lords policeman and his ability to function if having an illegal cocain addiction that makes his job untenable.
I believe most Lords only get the daily attendance allowance of 300 squids if/when they attend, I didn't think they get a a designated 200 squid allowance he mentioned, for lunch.
Maybe his position means he gets the salary AND a £200 lunch allowance which is a bit steep; maybe they should give it in Luncheon Vouchers, or maybe they do and thats what he rolled up to snort with.