Breaking News - Britney files for divorce

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Poor thing. I feel so sorry for her. Her life must have been hellish for the last couple of years.

The world has been sitting and waiting for this and now she's going to be splashed all over the magazines and papped even more.

I bet K-Fed's rubbing his hands with glee about his pay-off. Although on the plus side he'll disappear along with his shocking albums.

aww am more shocked by the reese and ryan split..thought they were a really nice couple.
Britney..well what can you say!!!!!

Britney and the waster was always going to end badly, but I did think that Reese and Ryan had a 'genuine' marriage instead of a car crash waiting to happen a la Katie and Tom. (Not that I know any of these people personally, I am just talking about them as if I did ).

They are keeping a low profile at the mo (I think) but Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner seemed to be on a bit of a Britney track, i.e. high profile former relationship goes bad (Ben and J-Lo), get together very suddenly immediately followed by a pregnancy ...

(aah tribpot, was hoping to catch you on here...will bump a thread in chat for you)

well i reckon that Kate moss and Pete D will stay married for a long time as i can see it (Pete D is now sober and he looks a decent chap now instead of being a prat!)

she's hardly great with intellect though. I thought they were well suited in the small brains department!

as usual there is a trail of children strewn in the wake....

biglips, piece in Grazie today (so obv reliable source! ) claims he booked into a hotel with a blonde after a gig in Italy./..

Are Tom and Katie married yet?

supposed to be on 18th nov - tom and kate

tomkat nuptials imminent...(italy, allegedly)

Ooh, sorry fox - I am that lone MNer who uses 'without chat' to view the most recent threads However, I shall now view chat!

who? bundle.... pete D?

Awww no Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have to stay together - they have their little superhero family going on (couldn't believe it when Daredevil and Elektra had a baby incredible )

yup. he denies it...yawn...

Flamesparrow - I hope they will too as they both seem like nice people, it all just seemed a bit rushed in the post-J-Lo fallout.

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Loved this line from today's newspaper:

"Federline made no mention of the split during a shopping trip in Canada yesterday. Dubbed K-Fed by the media, some suggested yesterday he would now become known as Fed-Ex."

Demi Moore is my prediction for next split.

well it's not so much that she 'nicked' him. I mean, he had his own mind didn't he? Shows how much of a scumbag he is tho. 'Oh, my wife's pregnant, but Britney Spears fancies me.' Hmmm, what a choice. Both women are better off without him. And he's ugly.

And he has appalling dress sense

My bet is Nicole Kidman. They've been married 4 around 4 months, and he's currently in rehab for alcohol problems.

sad about Reese and Ryan - they married young but i though they were a lovely couple.

pmsl @ Fed Ex

K-Fed

arf

This has been a long time coming (and they've only been married 2 years !)

am surprised at reese w & ryan p, they seemed like quite a level-headed, well matched couple.

Wonder if Fed-ex's first wife will apply for more maintenance money when he gets his big settlement from Britney. Hope she does. Her and her kids deserve every penny.