Did you hear about that woman who had a three month premture baby,but still went ahead with her wedding on the very same day??????

[FrankButcher]

She must have been a major league Bridezilla!!

indeed, and should probably parp myself before I say anything uncharitable and

Some people...

It would be very uncharitable of me to say anything about the hair appointment not doing much for her anyway, a woman so recently postnatal, so I shan't...

The baby weighed less than this

Sympathetic piece in the Guardian from someone who's been there...

"One of the weird things about having a baby very prematurely is that, though your body isn't pregnant any more, your mind still is."

I would like to apologise for my post - it was not my finest moment

Don't fret, my dear - it does sound an odd thing to do, and you are very charitable usually

OMG, it's October

OMG it is October, does that mean I have to put my Havianas away???

OMG

I am out of MOT...................

PF, I really want to know who you are!

And OCTOBER?! I was going to bed hours ago! I've stayed up another month!

(Does this mean we can get our Hallowe'en names out though?)

ooh yes lets do the hallowween names, now let me think.....

Have started a thread..