Fergie got pissed and tried to shag Beckham.

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Sarah Ferguson, that is. Not Sir Alex. VB not best pleased.

It said so in the paper - so it must be true?

Whatever. It made me smile.

Well said WB. I'm not the most glamorous woman in the world and I doubt that the majority of us have perfect figures, faces etc but how many of us wouldn't be absolutely devastated if our dh was ever unfaithful?

But you don't take a thread like this seriously do you? If my fella cheated I'd throw him out, there are no second chances for stuff like that, not affairs anyway! But this is just a bit of piss-taking, are you lot telling me you've never done a bit of piss-taking before?

never

I never saw anything attractive in VB. Still don't but I understand her not smiling. I wouldn't either if I didn't eat

Ive never taken the piss rhubarb how very dare you?

Similarly I would never take the piss out of leek eating dragon slaying daffys either!