Fergie got pissed and tried to shag Beckham.

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Sarah Ferguson, that is. Not Sir Alex. VB not best pleased.

It said so in the paper - so it must be true?

Whatever. It made me smile.

Isn't the party highlights or something being shown on ITV at some point, or is it ITV2? Bound to be in OK I bet!

But then she would shag anything-lots of policemen apparently

But isn't she supposed to be a royal-ish laydee?

He was probably fascinated by a woman who could do more with her mouth than just pout!

She's done that pouty thing to death, hasn't she?

Please note. This is not an anti-VB thang. I just loved the idea of a slurring Fergie and a fascinated and (probably) aroused Beckham.

and when she takes her clothes off she probably doesn't resemble one of the characters from 'Funny Bones'

royal-ish?

Emphasis on the -ish I think, bubble. She was always a bit of a goer

(Allegedly )

She's definitley an 'up for it' rugby club kind of gal, isn't she?

I have to admit that under the influence of an extra sherry I have been known to slur over far less attractive propositions than Mr Beckham.

He wouldn't have to talk or anything, after all.

I'll bet he was "up" for it an' all!

According to Hula it's been filmed for future broadcast. Are editors kindly souls, in general? Or will her amorous meanderings be there for all to see?

is it true that VB was waaring £2m round her neck?

doubt it, her body'd never take the weight!

OK so you're David. You can have VB - skinny, doesn't look like she'd be much fun. Or Fergie. Not so skinny. Up for a laugh. Not so worried about messing her hair.

Which would you go for????

But doesn't he regularly play away anyway?
Married to a pouting stick who can blame him?

I think it's on tv on saturday night.I think it's fair to assume that VB has made sure she has approval before it's aired.
Shame!!!

Lots of pouting will ensue then!

Oh, she wishes! When's it on then?

What is it with the pout?? She looks good when she smiles.

I agree VB is total pain in ares etc but a bit harsh to suggest its fine for him to be unfaithful because she is too thin. I notice a lot of threads like this slagging off VB when it would be really unacceptable to say "oh well her husband shags around because she is a bit porky"

Oh dear Fergie you'd have to gag him first shhurely?

Good for her though

I thought you meant Black eyed peas Fergie and couldn't imagine her after Becks??

She smiles? Really? Would that not crack the layer of foundation?

(I'm gonna get lynched soon by VB supporters aren't I?)

(am really not VB supporter)

F&Z I'm just playing! Although I do think that she sets a bad example to all the teens out there. Thin is not a good look and it's not good that it's being promoted by models and celebs like her.

Yes it's a shame for VB really. She does look so much better when she smiles and laughs.

I don't advocate Fergie shagging Becks btw, just us oldies having a flirt