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British Women have Smelly Fuds

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LucaBrasi · 29/07/2011 17:21

www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/wags/3811655/English-women-dont-wash-their-genitalia-claims-Napoli-president.html

Can't hang about, need to get the wire brush and dettol to the old vag

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HoneyDuke · 29/07/2011 17:23

Marvellous! < insert Winston Churchill style retort about Italian men here>.

Yawn. Bored now.

Animation · 01/08/2011 08:20

Blimey - a misogynist president!

Poor Italians.

fastweb · 01/08/2011 08:25

Well at least British women don't have to worry about their smelly fluffy bits when wandering around Napoli.

The hillocks of uncollected rubbish are apparently very good at drowning out all other stinky things

BoysAreLikeDogs · 01/08/2011 08:38

fastweb that is tres funny

take that you scoundrel

fastweb · 01/08/2011 08:59

To give some context to the mindset of the man who made the comments, please note his grand contribution to the world of Italian cinema is basically

hester · 01/08/2011 09:00

Oh dear, does that mean he won't sleep with me? Sad

hester · 01/08/2011 10:33

NOTHING makes me hotter than retro sunglasses and straggly facial hair Grin

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 01/08/2011 11:55

I love that the piece is accompanied by a photo of a gaggle of English WAGs. Bet they're thrilled Grin

fastweb · 01/08/2011 12:02

Bet they're thrilled

Would it be really bad if I offered them this email address so they could demonstrate just how thrilled they were ?

[email protected]

The Napoli marketing team would be delight to handle a flood of correspondance, I'm sure.

TheCrackFox · 01/08/2011 12:06

I'll get DH to pressure wash my vag later just incase an Italian Muff Inspector does a spot check today.

You can never be too careful.

fastweb · 01/08/2011 12:07

delighted even

maypole1 · 01/08/2011 17:09

Not surprised was on a thread were nm admitted to washing on a regular Basis even after sex or if their on their period yuk

Insomnia11 · 01/08/2011 17:18

I'm surprised they can smell English women's chuffs over the giant stacks of rotting, foetid waste piled up all over Naples currently.

OrangeHat · 01/08/2011 17:18

For chrissakes. Beggars belief, frankly.

giveitago · 01/08/2011 18:40

Hilarious insomnia!

sue52 · 02/08/2011 10:24

I find a quick spray with Celit Bang followed by a rinse with Jeyes fluid does the trick.

GwendolineMaryLacey · 02/08/2011 10:26

How does he know?

MaxSchreck · 02/08/2011 10:29

How does he know?

Is he outing himself as a sordid little knicker sniffer?

Pawsnclaws · 03/08/2011 10:24

We have a bidet! I must admit it was great for after I had ds2 (I won't elaborate ....) and also for washing my sweaty feet in hot weather. So my feet are sweet even if my gusset isn't lemon fresh Smile.

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 04/08/2011 19:14

Us too, Paws

I bet yours isn't avocado, however

F1lthym1ndedvixen · 04/08/2011 19:21

my foof smells of unicorns and rainbows!

OnEdge · 07/08/2011 07:45

He actually looks like a smelly old fanny !

LizaTarbucksAuntie · 07/08/2011 08:10

We're in Italy at the moment.

We were accosted by a slightly tispy Italian chap last night during our very romantic special hineymoon dinner and he burbled away apologising for something or other...we caught something about football and president but didn't really get the drift.

Good old Mumsnet comes to my rescue and explains what a random Italian was talking about...now that is service!

Amodmillymum · 08/08/2011 11:57

What does the cleanliness of any females vag have to do with whether you should play football in a country or not?