British Women have Smelly Fuds

[LucaBrasi]

www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/wags/3811655/English-women-dont-wash-their-genitalia-claims-Napoli-president.html

Can't hang about, need to get the wire brush and dettol to the old vag

Lisa so your Mumsnetting on your honeymoon? ?? :o

I guess he's worried about all the smelly fannies his players will have to deal with while they are shagging around playing football.

I have heard that the British fanny improves performance on the football field. It's a self cleaning organ - it's bad to douche. It dries it out. Does that mean that Italian women are dry as prunes?

Makes me wonder what type of women he has slept with!

violetwellies...:) :) I was just taking a break.

Arf at MNing on your honeymoon! I think it's probably just as well that you didn't know what he was going on about at the time. If it were me I would have felt obliged to start telling him about my bidet, washing habits, etc etc.

And yes, Napoli does stink!

we were on Ischia

was lovely

Lol How funny!!!

Has really made me laugh x

That is LOL funny, specially the photo of the wags under the headline (the folk in the pressroom must have been snorting. What on earth s going on in Naples with the rubbish?

What on earth s going on in Naples with the rubbish?

Mafia having control over something to do with the waste disposal...and some kind of power struggle over where the needed rubbish disposal site should be...or something like that. God knows it isn't easy to get a handle on wtf is going on.

and look what happened when a rubbish lorry finally picks some of the crap up.....(watch video, or whack the page through google translate)

www.tgcom.mediaset.it/cronaca/campania/articoli/1018145/strada-inghiotte-camion-un-morto.shtml

pic from above

www.in-dies.info/sites/default/files/camion-spazzatura-voragine_opt.jpg

i think hes trying to say that in the uk women are more likely to wipe than wash after using the toilet. in many other countries women pour water or use a bidet to clean themselves. I suppose in hotter climates it would be even more important?

however if footballers are going anywhere near girls like that, a smell fanny is the least of their worries!

OnEdge: He actually looks like a smelly old fanny !

I just snorted a great deal of tea over that one!!

All I can say is thank god he believes we have smelly fanjo's, it will undoubtedly prevent him from trying to sleep with us. Hmmmm, wonder if was an English lady who told him this...

OnEdge - hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!

no no no, its not british women (as in op thread title) who have smelly ladybits, he said english - tis different

us scottish bints obviously have twinkly sparkly super fresh fannies - we have all been reading Gerorf's hair removing and Naive's Anal Toothpaste method threads!!

"particularly as English football WAGs are thought to spend a great deal of time and effort preparing to leave the house each day."

I like the writer's turn of phrase

DH just said that must be how the WAGs get their vajazzle to stick!

The article is from 2008 LizaTarbucksAuntie so think your mystery isn't solved just yet re:random drunken italian

He clearly knows that being a footballer (ie being rich) means unlimited women. So might as well bear that fact in mind when choosing where to play. I seem to remember seeing somewhere that a woman's vagina is self-cleaning, shows what I know! But then I'd never heard it described as a "fud" either...

How often do you think he hoses himself up his backside? Because arseholes are disgusting

The Italian equivalent of Johnson's "When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life" is, aparently, "Vedi Napoli e poi muori" (see Naples and die)

Smell Naples, and you probably would.

this has cracked me up!!!!! every woman in taly has special fanny soap and they all use their bidets

What a twat. And a smelly one at that, no doubt.