Goodness I commented on page 3, went away and it's all gone crazy.
hester and MaMazon please, please stop posting. I am crying with laughter and it's making me wee. "Schloss Judgestein" classic.
Becky and Chan, I've met some slummy mummies in my time but you two are beyond belief. Your poor children. Please do them a favour and hand them over to SS now in the hope they may get a chance at a decent upbringing.