Hi we make our own christmas cards

[GabbyLoggon]

The wife can draw and I do cute captions.Usally funny . this year the wife and rooney outside pr+mark

Get your mind on the subject. are you still paying top wackfor chrissy cards?were you lot rioting yesterday? The Liberalsare more unpopular than the Tories AMAZING BUT TRUE

Interesting Gabby, I had always imagined it was spelt top whack rather than wack. Do you have any views on that?

unless it's wacky

Well I think we can safely say that Gabby is both wacky and whacky.

If Gabby is a bot it seems to take current affairs as input (xmas, riots) so we should be able to predict what is likely to appear later in its posts. My guess is HRH C & C should figure soon.

C'mon Gabby. Tell us about Charles and Camilla. Will they feature in your delightful cards?

probably pay as much for our christmas cards as you do for the actual card to make yours with!!

What in the name of god is this madness I have stumbled across??

Your first mistake is trying to understand Gabby's posts. They are so sophisticated, they transcend logic.

Don't try to make sense- just let the beauty of Gabby's writing wash over you. It's incredibly relaxing. A bit like morphine.

I would pay good money for one of your cards, Gabby.

I think Gabby is a smidgeon away from saying "me fun your wife".

I would not pay good money, but I might pay bad money.

I love stumbling across Gabby's posts.

Not that I ever have a clue what is happening, but it's a little like holding my laptop up to a mirror and making like Alice.

Oh Gabby , real or robot, you do make me . I love trying to decipher your addled mind. Please keep posting shit for me to puzzle over in dull moments.

Carry on Mumsnet should have an x cert!

Hello Gabby and all. I have been confused with Gabby by some. But I feel that Gabby's posts are quite different to mine

Saucy.

Badger you should stay permanently underground.

Jaqui...you are no lady. But keep trying.

Illiterate...I dont like using the word, but if you have any writing skills; here is the place to show it.

One liners are just lazy posting. Lux Logan would be ashamed of you. (she thinks she paid for your education)

Almost hilarity...sometimes a charity.

Nil desperandum epidural Sec Mods taught Latin

I have misjudge some of you....what you really lack is imagination....and any half decent writer has to be able to write about things they have not personally experienced

all the top writers were middle class when I was a kid; but there are plenty of working class writers now.

Gabby do desist in this constant rambling about what a fucking great writer you are. Your posts provide much evidence to the contrary.

Not great...but just like doing the writing stuff... People who kno me say I am persistent intelligent and impatient...with agood line in ..zany humour.. but its A matter of opinion....anyway it will soon be Christmas for us all...And we will all get full of the christmas spirit. I do think its down toimagination....