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okay i'm sad but Britney to call her baby 'london'

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katzguk · 01/09/2005 08:42

plus she doesn't want to go through the pain of childbirth so will have a c-section

britney

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Furball · 01/09/2005 08:45

oh blimey! Good job her surname isn't 'Bridge'

HappyMumof2 · 01/09/2005 08:45

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Thomcat · 01/09/2005 08:46

You can take the girl from the trailer park but you can never take the trailer park from the girl.

MaloryTowers · 01/09/2005 08:47

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cupcakes · 01/09/2005 08:47

omg - I read the article in Elle. She is so thick and incoherent. She doesn't seem to understand half the interviewer's questions. It must have been a painful interview to write up as they have to keep explaining her gestures as she can't ever find the words. Plus she cries when talking about her husband.
It was very cringeworthy.

lockets · 01/09/2005 08:48

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cupcakes · 01/09/2005 08:49

oh yes and she's having extensions put in before the birth so that she'll be a "goddess" for her baby.

Thomcat · 01/09/2005 08:50

I think Redneck Hillbilly would be a cute name for their kid, what do you think?

MascaraOHara · 01/09/2005 08:50

Is there nobody around her with any grip on reality. She needs a good shake FGS

snafu · 01/09/2005 08:51

He'll be named after London, Ohio. Britters probably doesn't know where London, England is

suzywong · 01/09/2005 08:55

what an F-n loon

With her accent it will probably turn out to be Landan anyway.

There really should be a law about Americans and the first names they choose for their kids, for example the little boy I know called Chester Supple would have a strong case for litigation

MascaraOHara · 01/09/2005 08:55

hmmm I did have my hair coloured about 2 days before I was dues as I knew I wouldn't get a chance for a bit afterwads

Kelly1978 · 01/09/2005 09:08

Poor kid.

sweetkitty · 01/09/2005 09:10

Does she not have a clue about the after effects of a c-section? Or maybe she's thinking she can have a tummy tuck whilst there and get her wash board stomach back.

Avoid the pain of childbirth = not get pregnant in the first place!

OK it hurts like nothing on earth but look at what you get at the end

waterfalls · 01/09/2005 09:10

I have had a c/section and 2 natural deliveries, natural is deffo theway to go.

In fact she should consider herself lucky whatever she has, I had a natural delivery and a c,section in the same hour

oliveoil · 01/09/2005 09:14

Well if she wants to have a section so what? Some women are scared of the thought of childbirth. Agree with waterfalls, I have had one of each and the VBAC was easier to recover from but it is her choice.

Name is v sad however.

MascaraOHara · 01/09/2005 09:16

Is London worse or better than Apple?

oliveoil · 01/09/2005 09:18

Good point, I thought Apple was bad but it has sort of grown on me. London may do the same!

HappyMumof2 · 01/09/2005 09:18

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monkeytrousers · 01/09/2005 09:18

I dunno. After giving birth to a 10lbs 4oz baby naturally, I'm thinking of an elective CC if there's a next time.

stacijc · 01/09/2005 09:21

London Federline sounds like an underground station!!!

daft cow!

hunkermunker · 01/09/2005 09:21

I think I prefer London to Diesel (the baby on last night's Supernanny...).

But it's a close one.

stacijc · 01/09/2005 09:22

London Federline sounds like an underground station!!!

daft cow!

stacijc · 01/09/2005 09:22

London Federline sounds like an underground station!!!

daft cow!

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