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okay i'm sad but Britney to call her baby 'london'

105 replies

katzguk · 01/09/2005 08:42

plus she doesn't want to go through the pain of childbirth so will have a c-section

britney

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SherlockLGJ · 01/09/2005 09:51

Rented house in Westerham

Has a nice ring to it, I could call him Westie.Now why didn't I think of that.????

hunkermunker · 01/09/2005 09:51

Enid, you're sick and wrong

Enid · 01/09/2005 09:51

I know

help

MaloryTowers · 01/09/2005 09:54

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highlander · 01/09/2005 09:59

oh, dear. Another woman being slated on MN for her birth choice

monkeytrousers · 01/09/2005 10:01

Not by all of us Highlander!

monkeytrousers · 01/09/2005 10:02

Mine would be called, "oh, okay then.."

Just that once mind

Vaunda · 01/09/2005 10:06

My DS would be called "shhh my sister is in next room"

lol we were on holiday with mum dad, sis and bro-in-law

starlover · 01/09/2005 10:07

oh come on... do you really believe what's printed in the mirror?

harpsichordcarrier · 01/09/2005 10:24

we are just mocking her for being white trash in a post ironic sort of way. Just a bit of light hearted snobbery, to pass the time of day. Don't think she'd mind that much.
Second baby - Ifyou'requick

monkeytrousers · 01/09/2005 10:29

Next one..are you sure?

sweetkitty · 01/09/2005 10:31

goonit'llbeok!

I don't think we are knocking her birth choice as such I think it's sad that she feels a caesarian is the easy option, kind of gives out the wrong ideas to the young girls shes worshipped by.

We are knocking her choice of name

harpsichordcarrier · 01/09/2005 10:35

Aslongasyoudon'twakemeup (probably have to shorten that one)

swiperfox · 01/09/2005 10:35

Hmmm.... mine would be 'Don't worry i promise i'll stop in time....'

Yeah right!!

London Federline sounds like an underground line.

monkeytrousers · 01/09/2005 10:36

lol harpsichorder

vickitiredmum · 01/09/2005 10:36

agree sweetkitty - mirror has rather broadly interpretted her comments for the headline i think! Still, up to her if she wants her kiddie to sound like an express train!

monkeytrousers · 01/09/2005 10:37

...this train will terminate at London Federline station

alexsmum · 01/09/2005 10:49

my ds2 should be named'living room floor'. we could have called himm livvy for short!

does anyone remember father of the bride two where they are trying to decide on the babys name? and they don't know which surname to give it so they decide to make one up using the letters from both their names? v.funny.

highlander · 01/09/2005 11:04

LOL! DS would definitely be.... 'I thought we were too old?'

flamesparrow · 01/09/2005 11:07

Aww Alexmum - Our kids could have the same name!

madmarchhare · 01/09/2005 11:10

silly silly bint.

Thomcat · 01/09/2005 11:11

highlander, I think most people are just taking the mick out of her name choice of London if it's a boy.

melissasmummy · 01/09/2005 13:34

Sebastian Bach (formerly Skid Row frontman) Named his 2 boys London & Paris afetr his favourite cities! Wonder if Brit knows it wont be an exclucive name!

melissasmummy · 01/09/2005 13:35

Doesn't want the pain of natural childbirth, was it just me then who had a hell of a lot of pain pre c-section?

happymerryberries · 01/09/2005 13:36

Dd would be Champagne and Strawberries

Ds would be, 'we may as well'

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