at least three quarters of all men saddled with a desperate housewife/bovine earthmother secretly wants a boho broad like Miss Moss...

[emkana]

...according to Julie Burchill in the Times today .

I am probably a bovine earth mother in Julie Burchill's eyes, but I am 100% sure that my dh would rather stay celibate forever than sh*g Miss Moss, and as for Kate Moss's idea of fun... doing drugs, falling over at partys, neglecting her child and "dating" a pasty-faced drug addict... God, I'm so envious...

[monkeytrousers]

Nooooooooo!

[Cam]

[melissasmummy]

So nice to know our men would like a woman who doesn't take her responcibilities seriously & abandoms her daughter for an 18+ hour party!

My DD can't see the attraction with her. Far too skinny & looks washed out & drugged up, not his idea of a fantasy woman!

[melissasmummy]

JB states that Kate Moss is...... "blessed with a drink/drug-defying beauty and apparently completely impervious to what others think of her"

I am sure, that by now her insides aren't blessed with drink/drug defying beauty!

[melissasmummy]

I think you could give DH any female on a plate & he would certainly not want to see either me or DD "drown in icy water" to get her. This woman is nasty beyond belief!

[Fio2]

boho sounds like a little stray dog imo

[Fio2]

isnt victoria peckham, julie burchill? or is just one of her sad little friends?

[Twiglett]

that's hobo fio... snurk .. as in 'the littlest hobo'

[suzywong]

that does sound like one of those MN open secrets, does anyone know for sure, is VP JB?

[Fio2]

maybe it was a mistype in the article then twiglett, hehe

because lets face it KM is like a little scruffy stray dog, she pisses on pavements, shags any passing stray, has dirty fur and smells of piss and most probably has fleas...anything else you can think of?

[Heathcliffscathy]

did any of you see pete doherty on newsnight with kirsty walk interview? easy to see what kate sees in him there: talent, sweetness and that total self destructiveness that is attractive: sex and death remember?

I don't fancy him, but understand why someone would.

also i think you can be a good parent and be naughty can't you? not saying that the level to which moss takes it is healthy, but all these posts saying 'booze and drugs and partying aren't great now that am a parent'...sorry, but i still like booze and partying (sometimes, with ds safe and sound with reliable babysitter) and who knows maybe even one day in the distant future if we get a weekend away a deux even the drugs might make a come back....

i liked the article.....she went totally over the top as usual, but makes a fair point about how it's fine for blokes who are fathers to be seen to be living the highlife (they can combine this with fatherhood apparently) but not women..

agree about 4x4s too....

[Nightynight]

who is julie burchill? name sounds familiar.

[tarantula]

So whats wrong with being stick thin with no tits then???????

Dp happens to like thin women and its a bloody good job too.

Not sure he knows who Kate Moss was mind but then sure he only ahd eyes for me.

[katierocket]

not sure if anyone has already asked this but how do you know Kate Moss is "neglecting her child".

[steph1974]

Gosh,how bad do i feel now .I'm 5ft 7 and a size 6 and exactly the same weight as kate moss and have virtually no boobs,so makes me very sad to read that no men fancy stick thin childlike women with no boobs!

[Iwasjulieburchillbuticantgetmy]

Don't flatter yourselves. I definitely DO NOT post on mumsnet!!!

[marthamoo]

Oh bless Julie Birchill - she's still trying so hard to be controversial and just succeeds in being rather predictable and dull. As predictable as the Daily Mail in fact. Ironic, that.

[marthamoo]

Burchill, Birchill, whatever.

[Fio2]

katierocket, i am not sure but i know for a fact that if I was shagging a drug addict social services would have been informed by now and would a sniffing and kate moss's ex obv thinks she is being neglectful according to the media, apart from that havent got the foggiest