Does anyone else hoover their patio?

[Davros]

It doesn't matter how much I sweep and hose, there is always some fine dust and stony residue in the cracks in the patio paving. My brilliant idea was to use my trusty Henry to hoover it all up as builders use him for their left over mess. It works an absolute treat. My top tip. I thank you

Inside dust and outside dirt are pretty different. You'll feck your Hoover.

at the very idea of cleaning up dust outside ! Outside is meant to be au naturel.

You just made me snort with laughter.
Thank you for making my day

You need a Karcher pressure washer and a grip

I Hoover my AstroTurf.....I'll get my coat

Got a Karcher but there's always some grime and dust in the patio cracks, I do seeep thoroughly first. I'm deadly serious, it works brilliantly and nothing else I've done does. My DSis now hoovered her front path after sweeping. Henry can take it, no problem

I sweep thoroughly first!

We have a Henry specifically for hoovering the patio!

Life's too short to worry about patio dust 😎

I hoover all the spiders off my garage ceiling

My mum does this

it's supposed to be a bit dusty - it's outside

if I saw my neighbor doing this I'd think she's lost her mind

Bloody hell OP. I think you need to get a job, or do some charity work or something. You've got way too much time on your hands...

Jeezo.

Chill the fuck out with the hoovering. Outside. FFS.

I don't do it very often. It's nothing to do with having too much time

I hoover my decking! About twice a summer.

I sweep the deck, but other than that the outside is left as it's supposed to be.

I did have s neighbor in the UK who would bleach her patio

BreakfastAtSquiffanys
I hoover all the spiders off my garage ceiling

What if one of those spiders were pregnant

always some grime and dust in the patio cracks

That's because outside has happened to them.
You know what it is. You've left them outside. Your patio has been repeatedly darked on.

Not only darked on but also rained on

I'm also another that hoovers my decking! The brush just doesn't get into all the little dips so I just hoover it. I've had my hoover 5 years and it's still going strong

I haven't actually done it but I've thought about it a lot.

My neighbour hoovers her artificial lawn. It is hysterical.

I have never in my life hoovered or even swept outside. In any case, my patio has gravel between the paving stones. I don't think Henry would like the gravel .

I hoovered my new Iresin drive this morning, only got it 4weeks ago and I'm totally disproportionate in my love for it!