I'm so sorry ....

[Gileswithachainsaw]

This has to be the single most boring thread I've ever started..

But someone please tell me how to get grease off the kitchen tiles.

I have tried

Sugar soap
Fairy liquid
Bleach
Brillo pads

And still the tiles are all sticky.

What else can I Tey

Ahhh just read that you have the tiles I once had. They were a bloody nightmare to clean and u dint think I ever truly got them as clean as I'd have liked. I would never have then again. Sorry op I don't know what to suggest. I was also always worried I'd scratch them although I never did

Have you found your clit cilit yet?

Was out all day today!! Tomorrow is the day I promise as I have to go shopping in the town centre.

Wilkos better not let me down!!!!!

I agree with the advice to run down with baby oil or similar to dilute the sticky grease and then use washing up liquid to remove the diluted grease

It's like trying to wash off leg wax - much easier after a bit of baby oil!

Am I going to get strange looks as I plonk design greaser baby oil and gloves onto the checkout...

Well the bad news is Wilkos did in fact let me down.

The good news is I found some oven cleaner in the cupboard. In testing on one tile I have discovered it is at last month sticky.

However when I wiped dry with kitchen roll it turned it green. Is that likely the dye from the scouring pad or is said oven cleaners in fact dissolving the tile?

Dye from scouring pad.

Deffo.

Well the oven cleaner worked!!!

But I used a different scourer amd the water was still tinged with green so I may well he spraying all the tiles now so they "match"

The cooker hood however...well I'm gonna wait fit the cilit bang to arrive on Sunday evening to do that. If it dissolves tiles I'm not ruining the cupboard

Yes to cillit bang but wear gloves and take off jewellery!