Ok, i did warn you it would be a scary long list. I appologise, it really is a scary long list. And it explains why I feel like death now. 

ta da
lose voice
feed child
clear side board in dining room
15mins decluttering in dining room
1 load washing on
fold a mini moutain of washing
30mins decluttering in back bedroom
15mins decluttering in study
play hunt the item in the safe place
send a stroppy person outside to clean windows
fish out a huge bag of random bits of tupperware tubs for ds to sort (used to contain lego)
find some temp storage stuff for dsis who wants to rescue some of her stuff out of storage in the back bedroom
sort out the arts station drawers
give person the emergency no board to deal with (and thus be out of the way)
Drink coffee
sort out a whole mountain of stuff to go to charity shop
Get ds painting the rest of the salt dough shapes
folding
pair socks in sock basket of meh
clothes away
ironing
find ironing board
find dining room table
sweep dining room floor
wash chair throw that bares brunt of people sitting on it with food
load of normal washing
15mins more decluttering in study
boot up computer of virus and print out picture onto photo paper
print out the files that need keeping - almost but run out of black ink so have 71 pages left to print
Try to figure out best way of storing 373 page print out of doc
get ds to stick stuff ready for xcel work
cut out more shapes to help with this
play hunt the black ink cartrigde and only find a colour one 
spend 45mins decluttering in the office
find random ball of wool in approx colour of wool needed to finish blanket but actually wrong colour (and probably brand)
check emails and internet stuff
15mins mad decluttering in my room looking for ds' sleep meds
regret not remembering anti-histine tablet this morning
clothes away
ironing
find ironing board
find dining room table
wash chair throw that bares brunt of people sitting on it with food
load of normal washing
Discover some really fascinating family tree stuff that I didn't know I had, and realise that the family tree files are out of date and all over the place. 
get ds to try on pe kit bits and remake kits
cull worn out clothes
cull telephone directories drawer
collect together a load of stuff for the charity shop
return emergency no board to its location of living
get ds to cull some of his favourite boxes
find some stuff of dsis that requires her attention and put accessible
get a person to cut a new length of dowling so the mended remote control holder can be returned to it's normal location
find 15 pairs of socks in the office and wonder wtf
--I think i might have considered sock monkeys at some point but they are getting washed and put into use.
And that they say is that. I should be tidying the lounge but have a thumping headache so have taken some strong pain killers and hoping for an early night. I suppect that too much caffine, not enough proper food and the lingering effects of a couple of recent bad night's sleep are the cause and hopefully a good night's sleep will be the cure. Ds has helpfully said that as his favourite aunt is visiting tomo I can work on getting tidy and sorted because he is busy. 
Poor Dsis 
I think the plan for tomo is as follows:
up at a school run kinda time (we have been lying in recently)
tidy lounge
play match the tupperwear tub to lid
iron the bedding to go on my bed
hoover through as soon as it becomes acceptible time wise to do so (ie around 10am)
decluttering in my room
find the eyes to stick on the sea creature/salt dough sheep shapes
sit in a quiet corner and finish the blended crochet blanket
finish the blue hug blanket
start 2nd blue hug blanket
consider tackling the mending (ds' trousers and school jumper; unpick two zips - one with requires a new zip to be purchased)
take picture to send to friend for a measurement of her daughter so can get that project culled
I think the cunning plan for monday is to be up and out early and go for a stomp in the hills weather permitting. Although as it is bank hol monday I think i need a back up plan. Might teach ds how to use Xcel instead, plus there are plants needing planting I think i will be pleased when the schools go back on Tuesday, I need a day to recover from this weekend 
At least there has been no proper DIY.
Goth hope you had a lovely holiday, and anyone else who has recently returned. May you be refreshed and ready to deal with reality.
Swan good luck getting the brood to the service, may you have a peaceful day with kindness and as little shouting and sibblingness as possible
Ellie hope you haven't frozen yourself too much, look after yourself, and good luck with the return to school
Whoknows the hoovercraft sounds like an adventure. I am scared of boats and anything that involves water but I would like to do something like that so that I can say I have done it.
Alice may the stbxh be less problematic for you. Tbh i think some of my rage is pmt related. I have been pretty dreadful with it in the recent months. unfortunately there is not such a simple solution and explanation for your problems. unfortunately a hitman or bodily damge is kinda illegal although sometimes achiving this mentally is satisfying
toffee it is a well known fact that a holiday is just a change of scene, nothing wrong with having a relaxing afternoon with a good book and a nap. It sounds perfectly lovely. Don't be so hard on yourself.
SC I do hope that all the ill people are recovering and that you have managed to enjoy some of your holiday.
Right really is time for bed now. May you all have lovel easter sundays and come back with tales of exciting things. night.