Unfuck my habitat

[GibberTheMonkey]

Do we have a thread already?
The prissy fly lady lot do
Anyone want to join me?

I'm doing well today, car seat cleaned, party hopping done, birthday cake half made and jellies in the fridge. About to text dh to get more jelly (I ran out!)

Nex on my list is making mummy juice boxes, putting dd's down for a nap and making the cream cheese topping for the cake. Then it's lunch time :)

What's a mummy juice box?

Sorry it's a carton of juice covered in white kitchen roll with some eyes drawn on it! It looks like a mummy. (As in haloween)

Dd1 is having a haloween birthday party tomorrow.

Today I am planning unfucking for Tomorrow. DD1 doesn't know it yet but if she doesn't pick the stuff up from her bedroom, the lounge, the bathroom etc I'm going to black bag in Tomorrow morning. Have tried dumping it on her Bed and not helping when she's ranting about not being able to find X.

I need to do errands Today and everything else can wait because I'm still feelling rough.

This morning

Put away all the dry washing
Wet washing in dryer
Wash load on
Pots
Bottles
Wipe down work tops
Pets

Has everyone given up unfucking for half term?
I've had a major unfucking spree today in the bedroom. Sorted all cupboards and drawers. Got 3 bin bags of clothes to take to the recyclin

Oops...
To the recycling place (they pay by weight), and one bag of rubbish (old make up, toiletries and random crap. Just got to tackle under the bed now but will leave that for another day.
Picking up a Lakeland heated airer tomorrow so I can unfuck the laundry pile that I haven't been able to get dry due tor rain and broken tumble drier.

Can I join? I fucking love this fucking thread.

Today I've unfucked pretty much the whole house - kitchen, bathroom, downstairs loo, hall and bedroom. Because they've not been properly cleaned in a least a fucking month

Was looking forward to a nice chilled evening with the fella but his daughter's ended up staying at the last minute so that's gone out the fucking window. And my fucking house will probably be a fucking state again by tomorrow

Fuck me huhmuhguh, you're on a fucking roll, you've put my one room unfucking to shame!

To be fair chaos, I had fuck all else to do today. Fella had to work, friends and family were all busy and the weather was too fucking bad to go anywhere. So I cleaned instead. Rock n roll me.

Been a total fucking slob the past few days, but to be fair have been at work and now on a weeks hols so can set to in earnest (in theory!)

Did manage to unfuck one of about a dozen boxes of books today that were from the loft unfucking session the other week. I had foolishly stored them in plastic crates under a tarp in the garden, only to find most of them totally fucked by the rain...... so in to the bin they had to go! They are so sodden I only dared to put one load in the black bin, you could literally squeeze water out of them and they all weigh A TON so I had visions of our fickle dustpersons going all health and safety on me and refusing to take the bloody bin because it weighs more than a small child.....they refused to take my brown bin one week because some miscreant had put a sodding crisp packet in there!

We've been out most of the day today but when we got back I spent 40 mins unfucking under our bed. Another 2 bags to go to the clothes recycling place. Also picked up the Lakeland airer so currently unfucking 2 loads of wet washing. Inset day tomorrow sod not sure how much I'll get done, but hoping for at least 2 lots of 20:10. I will get on top of this shit hole of a house!

This is exactly the thread for my fucking bad mood

I have unfucked the pile of fucking junk mail piled up by the front door.

The recycling is mostly unfucked. I just have the paper to put out but I hate putting it out when it's raining (hence, why I have a great fucking pile of the stuff!!!).

The toys have been unfucked in the sitting room to downstairs is almost ready for CM children to arrive tomorrow.

Tonight's dinner stuff needs doing and I could do with putting some washing on.

Going to go and read with DS for a bit then will be back.

My bad mood does seem to be making me a little bit more active in the unfucking department but I'm not sure it's having such a positive effect on my blood pressure !!

Dinner dishes, unfucked.

DS read to and in bed, asleep - tick

Washing almost finished. Just waiting for it to stop so I can hang it out and go to bed.

Might just iron DS' uniform for tomorrow while I'm waiting.

Nice work everyone!

Yesterday was meal planning and online shopping unfucking. I'd also planned to do some work on the room of doom aka SD's room but fucked that right off in favour of dinner with friends.

Today is working from home day aka unfucking laundry mountain day. Currently on load 3 of about 6 which I'm fitting in in between work stuff. Also need to unfuck the fella's lunches for the week (before anyone tells me he should be doing his own, the food is my responsibility in this house by my own choice). That's all I'm doing today, can't be arsed with anything else!

2 children put paid to much unfucking today, but I did manage to unfuck the shoe cupboard and coat hooks. Just about to unfuck a hugep pile of ironing which is now dry thanks to my Lakeland airer.

Marking place for tomorrow

Well I have been mostly useless but was forced to unfuck the corner in the living room because of new furniture arriving and wow did it make a difference! Have lots of work to do today but might spend tomorrow unfucking the corner in the dining room, buy a new lamp etc.

There you are, couldn't find you yesterday.

NOT a lot of unfucking going on here lately. That fucking cold I had hung around for ages, the bastard, and DH is recovering from a week off work and 3 days sleeping. I'm back to Pilates this week and actually want to eat, and therefore cook, so I imagine there'll be some unfucking to report soon. Maybe.

back here.
with a vengeance (hopefully)

I will be unfucking the kitchen today.
good luck all!

Too much bloody work here to do unfucking. I dream of unfucking!

too much MNing to do here, but must crack on!

I have an unexpected day off today and have, so far, unfucked fuck all !!!

I have two hours before I have to go on the school run. Surely, I can do some unfucking in that time and not spend the whole time trying on the new boots I just bought in the first half of my unexpected day off

Going to make a start on the kitchen and washing.

I have no vengeance. Thought I'd found some, but it wasn't.

Laundry is on the agenda today, partially unfucked. Just got back from Pilates and oddly I feel in no rush to sort the 3rd load of washing. Meh.

Ah, but if you're even considering your third load of laundry, you must have already done two which sounds pretty productive to me

I have unfucked the dirty dishes and unpacked the shopping.

New boots are on my feet, stretching a little so they fit my fat legs a bit better so another job done !!

There is just about enough time for me to put a load of washing on but it would require me to get of my backside and MN!