Unfuck my habitat

[GibberTheMonkey]

Do we have a thread already?
The prissy fly lady lot do
Anyone want to join me?

Did reply on here before but it seems to have fucked off

Kids fed
Bags unpacked
One wash load washed n in dryer
Pots done
Living room tidy

Need to -
Iron uniforms
Clean pets
Empty bins
Wash bottles
Hoover living room
Wipe work surfaces

Managed to unfuck sleep for an hour or so this morning. DD will only sleep on my fucking chest between her hourly feeds since lunchtime tho so achieved nada apart from catching up on sky plussed stuff. Does unfucking sky plus hd count??

Deffently counts

Watching eastenders all kids in bed then gonna make tea and quick unfuck kitchen

unfucked application form finally
unfucked breakfast for me and dd
unfucked taking to school and picking up
unfucked dinner
unfucked packed lunch for dd
put a load on .. unfucking as I type
unfucked bedrooms

Rest of pots washed
Bottles sterilised
Tea in
Surfaces wiped

Can't face pets or fucking bins

Unfucked so far

Yesterday's laundry put away
Dogs
Kitchen
Lunch
Vacuuming throughout

Still To unfuck

Organise DCs post school run
Dinner
Dog training
Weigh puppies, can't be done today so I have no fucking idea how much food To give the bastards
Dinner, fuck knows when I'll have time To do that, I feel a frozen pizza coming on.

Unfucked pets

Tea almost done

Well done on the pets, Mum. I had to unfucking the chickens' food earlier as the dumb clucks had tipped it all out. Must get more tmw, actually....

I have not unfucked much today as am a bit fatigued, but I did decide to try to make a couple of things feel more finished. So the bags of stuff for the chazzer went into the boot of the car, I had a general tidy and left the kitchen in a right bloody state for my poor husband.

Today was fucked, but I unfucked morning. Slinking off to bed.

All day I've been feeling really sick (fucking cold) and had to switch to survival mode, but after I put kids in bed I pulled myself together and put the dishwasher on.

the living room floor is still covered in Cheerios though.
no one cares....
I could pour milk on it in the morning and shout "breakfast is served!"

hmm, talk about two birds with one stone!

Zing @ 2 birds with 1 stone!
Hope you feel better!

Hope you feel better Tomorrow Zing genius breakfast idea

Unfucked shopping, dogs, dog training, dinner - frozen pizza was gratefuly recieved by family - I had cheese on toast, let Rogue dogs in after their épic afternoon's excersise chasing rabbits across the local fárm land, mangled a Chicken for their breakfast Tomorrow, wiped up and put dishwasher on, made a cup and tea and found OH had already gone to Bed

I still need to unfuck a couple of bits for DDs to use for the school folklore presentación first thing in the morning. Long lazy weekend ahead as DDs are off school next week.

Been up since 5 with baby, who is now fast asleep again but ds 2 is now up demanding food.

Not yet managed to motivate myself to unfuck anything apart from the baby's nappy

Right, I'm tripping over my face this morning because it's my last chance to get a lie in for a fortnight (when I say lie in I just mean until half seven or something, instead of 5-something am) and bloody DH couldn't bother his arse to get up with DD, so here I am AGAIN. I should have kicked the bugger out of bed I guess. Passive aggression vibes emanating from down here isn't working to rouse him.

Anyway, I unfucked the oven last night so I need to clean that out. I think first I need to unfuck my brain with tea. Then it's a 20-10 coming up.

Bleurgh I've fucked up on the unfucking because dd has been ill so it's been impossible to get anything done. Am hoping she will be better today but coughs pretty bad and she's just went head first into the end of ds's bed so its not looking too good!

Well done all you less fucked up unfuckers!

Unfucked a drawer of my desk yesterday. Was three but rapidly refucked by dd. Still haven't found the cable.to charge my camera/download pics, which turns out is specific to the manufacturer so has to be ordered online. So will do, and photos for selling stuff won't happen for a while.

But as of 2 days ago I have a schoolboy. Who thinks school is really fun and he wants to go there forever, so I figure that's my achievement of the week. :-)

Right, plan of unfucking action today:

Have a wash on already that is nearly finished, will get it out then take DD to nursery.

When I get back I will unfuck dinner by prepping and getting in the slow cooker

Number 1 priority is birthday present for DP, will go into town and WILL NOT LEAVE without suitable gift

Have mountain of baby clothes that I washed the other day that need ironing and putting away (even though they are unbearably cute!)

General unfucking of living room which thanks to small child looks as though a bomb has gone off

And finally, if I can achieve all of the above then I will go and get my hair cut which is sorely needed!

All dc are up fed and dressed
Packed lunches unfucked
Beds made

Next -
School run
Unfuck pots
Unfuck bottles
Unfucking washing

Daughter's toys are out of the fucking closest. No going back now.

Time for music.

Morning all...

Children are fed, watered, ddressed and ds is at school. Shopping done. Errr that's it!

Unfuck plan:

20:10 on living room this morning x2?
If dd ok after bedtime I will do some unfucking in the kitchen
20 min unfuck in playroom should have it perfect

Now. Just need to move off couch!

Fab. Another Flylady failure here. It's my "day off" (ha ha) today which in other words means my one day to unfuck the house. Having read this and looked at the website I am determined to keep it more unfucked on a daily basis from now on so that I don't have so much fucking cleaning and can actually have a fucking day off. Anyway, it's only 10.30 and I have already unfucked the kitchen, living and dining room. Have focussed on clearing and putting away and cleaning as I go rather than deep cleaning anything specific. Now I'm having a coffee break before taking a deep breath and going to unfuck the upstairs which is a big fucking mess, let me tell you.

I just had to stop myself from saying to dd (2) 'right come on let's unfuck this room!'

Bea I am also dangerously close to using it as normal language. . Naughty.

Urgh
Well after school run I put dd for a nap, she's had an hour so far which is really unlike her! And I even nodded off myself! Now trying to wake up to unfuck! Sleepy!

This is the shit... fucking awesome I didnt really get flylady either, but this I can totally work with..