bastarding poncy clothes and their stupid washing instructions

[FriedaRoam]

wash by hand
seperate
turn inside out
dry flat

DONT SPIN - i mean how will it ever dry?

bastards all go in the machine

@ your bastard title

on a par with twigs and pebbly shit

grr

well its clothes UP THEIR OWN ARSES
"ooh not me in teh machine, im a delicates only"
piss off and get in the 800spin

i once had 'don't expose to direct sunlight' - oh sorry i didn't realise i had stumbled into 'vlad's emporium for the daylight challenged'

Oh I bung it all in the machine too.

If it ruins them then so be it - the last thing I want to own is clothes that are needy.

and dont forget do not wash with biological powder.

is this all you have to worry about frieda?

lol at cunty ( ooh lala)
i have a cardigan. from poncy kew. prob cost £2.50 to make.
i cant spin it or iron it or even handle it it seems

yes BC for today is my day off.
i am wafting fragrantly around doing stuff andbookingbotox

oh YES Some wanking things say what detergent to use! the cheek!
i mean WHO IS THE BOSS HERE?

i ahve however started washing my bras by hand much to dh's annoyance

"Do not tumble dry."

I laugh in the face of danger - into the dryer you go, you pathetic cotton article. Man up and get with the programme (Cottons, 60 minutes, iron dry) or fuck off to Oxfam, shrivelled and rock hard. Bastard.

MWAH HAAA HAAAAAA

why cant half the stuff be tumble dried?
its as bad as women who dont drive on motorways*

*see what i did there?

BC - maybe not tumble dry but why not wash in machine?

are your tits SO precious? do they shirk from a fast spin?

i don't have a tumble drier

recoils

yes my tits are precious. dunno, i bought some new ones and wanted to keep them nice. i should jsut get over it

watch that recoiling yuou might break your face!

I have never noticed that in a washing instruction: "do not drive this garment on a motorway"

I am now minded to zoom the length of the M1 with all my undercrackers festooned about my vehicle like farking bunting on a carnival float, to dry them that way.

WE MUST END THIS TYRANNY! I DEMAND THE RIGHT TO LAUNDER AND DRY AS I SO CHOOSE! I WILL NOT BE BEATEN DOWN BY THE PATRIARCHAL NOTION OF A CLOTHES HORSE AND A SHEILA CUNTING MAID!

I see your poncy ordinary clothes.

And raise you.

fuckingbastardwankyknobend rowing kit.

Stinkymcstinky smelly of falling in river water and sweaty bodies rowing kit.

Wash at 30 degrees.

Wash inside out.

Only use non bio powder.

Do not spin.

Do not dry in direct heat.

Do not dry in direct sunlight.

Do not use the tumble drier.

Fucking bastards.

oh and H " please dont tumble my jeans" for all our married life now WANTS a pair to srhink.
i haev had to leave him to his own devices

you h wants his jeans to shrink - midlife crisis?

Lol.
no they are a leetle long.

fuckmepinkandcallmerosie

if it can cope with someone wearing it as they heft a canoe up a river, then it can go in at 40 degrees with some powder laced with napalm and plutonium and be dried by gamma rays

had a merino wool cardy from Gap that i kept machine washing against the washing instructions
oh yeah i was reckless alright

damn thing kept shrinking, by the end it nearly cut the circulation off in my arms