A new low in upcycling hell

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www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Beautiful-Vintage-Victorian-Single-Wardrobe-Painted-in-Annie-Sloan-Paris-Grey-/262938792992?hash=item3d385f9420:g:NjwAAOSwhQhYydw7

wtf is this?! Do you think they intended for it to turn out like this, or do they just have immense chutzpah? And look at the price!

I want the cow! I'd rather have it than the 1940s Victorian wardrobe.

Titania

I have to say, I sort of get the mannequin and the cow. I mean they are hideous and I would never have them in my house but I can see that that style of accessory would work in some bloody awful homes.

But I don't think the sort of people who have homes like that and who pay that kind of money get them off eBay.

The silver lady of the lamp takes off her polka dot head piece at night and slips into bed with you when you are sleeping.

Aah! I loved the wardrobe photo. We had a shed door just like that when I was a child. My DF was a painter and decorator and he used it to get the excess paint off his brushes before he cleaned them...

ThePurpleOne that Harry Enfield clip

Harry . You really saw me coming, didn't you?

Ah.... Change That! I loved that programme :o

That cow is something else, I'm crying laughing here!!

I wasn't sure about the cow until I saw it came with a matching gold plug. Now I totally want it.

I particularly like the cow's "are you seeing this shit??" expression.

I hope sponge stencils do come back, they usually looked awful. But they were so much fun to do.

at stencilling and rag rolling

Oh god the stencilling, the ragrolling, the potato prints on the wall. And decorative borders. And terracotta...