The South Pole: Fabio and Ben Fogle need your help.

[FabioTheLiterateCat]

Have you been?
Was it good and were you travelling with posh people?
How did you persuade your brother to do all hte hard work?

I am NOT swimming.
I will float gracefully over the ice.
M'brother will pull a sled whilst I whizz about in my m'bility skidoo.

Ok but dont pee on the ice, it might melt and crack.