The South Pole: Fabio and Ben Fogle need your help.

[FabioTheLiterateCat]

Have you been?
Was it good and were you travelling with posh people?
How did you persuade your brother to do all hte hard work?

yes
it was a bit chilly tbh, but the exceedingly posh companions were good for warming your cockles.
i kidnapped his cat and threatened to chop its front left paw off if he didnt.

Fogle has had a lurgy - is one of you a doctor or a nurse?
Do we need plasters and savlon?

Whose cat was kidnapped?

I have no cockles.

Where sells cheap Kendall Mint Caik?

Kendal sells Kendal Mint Cake.

Otherwise, health food shop? One of those shops that sell mountain climbing stuff?

I really want to take one of those porta-barbeques, like what they have in caravans.

Actually, maybe we should take a caravan.

I'll ask Crackers.

mmmmm Kendall mint cake

You awright fabio? Watchoo been up to?

I've been doing time.
I jaywalked.
Crunch.

How's the bottom end going?

DOGS ON M'THREAD DOGS ON M'THREAD DOGS ON M'THREAD.

Like i've not been frit enough!

My arse is fine.
In full working order.
I can shite whenever I choose.

??

Fabio any messages from your owner?

When did Fabio get back!!!!!!!!!!!

(and are you going by sledge or ski?)

skiddoooooo!

lol @ skidoo

Fabio are you a canuck??

well, you were the one who put dogging sites on here

Keep your skidooos in the litter tray please.

I am not taking a shitter tray.
Penguins can go where they please and so can I.

whassa canuck?

But Penguins also only have sex once a year, are you prepared to stick to that too????

That's right - it was in 'March of the Penguins'

And are you going to sit on a egg

Penguins love to swim, i thought cats dont like water?