this is my special gift - add yours

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I am really quite good at spotting accents
I used to be able to say which part of Essex and even - god help me - a Bradford from a Leeds

now your turn

i am quite good at buying presents for peopel

My stomach can make a noise like a hot water bottle! Not very inspiring is it?

( lol read htis and htought it was abotu your special gift of your virginity!!!)

i am also VERY fast at doing things

I can read maps well.

my dd2 can do an impression of Donald Duck
(not intentionally, sadly)

i can fix videos
( havent we ahd a htread liek this recently)

( psst have you seen there sa chuffin school gates thread - i thoguth it wa sa pis stake)

my special skills are (in no particualr order);
sarcasm
sense of direction
sulking
shopping
spending money (linked to shopping)
eating
wasting time

I'm very good at picking up accents,this talent increases the more wine glasses I pick up

I make lovely patchwork quilts.
It was a talent that was spotted and nurtured from an early age.
I had a special peripatetic teacher in my youth.

did i say skills? meant "gifts"

did oyu have a gietd and talented iEP moondog?

Can write a comment in 3 reading diaries before the lights turn green.

errrmmmm I've mastered the art of putting my foot in it.

I've never had a present from you so I don't think you can be as good as you think. Perhaps you have a 'Superiority Complex'

I am excellent at introducing innapropriate conversational subjects into conversations with older generations then leaving the room and letting them sweat it out.

at my virginity being a special gify
more like one of those things stuck on the front of magazines
(on which subject, there is a Julien MacDonald headscarf on the front of one of the mags this month - yes or no?)

Spotting/imitating accents
Reading maps
Catering for/looking after people

shoe shopping

I've been looking for my special gift for years

Wow, I'm trying to stay clean.....

I can usually make quite and shy people chat a little. And if there is someone intent on being grumpy I can work on them without them even knowing and coax a little chat/smile.

I'd love to have the gift of being a wonderful hostess but I'm too antisocial

sussing people out

have a babay adn oyu may get one

cooooooooool

did i mention its triplets

lol at hc frr gift

My other special gift is spending a couple of senseless hours on MN and then throwing stuff about the room so it looks like I'm deeply sweating it out over the holiday stuff I'm meant to be sorting through. You watch. It will happen.

I'm also a most fantastic singer. You listen. It will happen.

And I clean toilets brilliantly.