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[harpsichordcarrier]

I am really quite good at spotting accents
I used to be able to say which part of Essex and even - god help me - a Bradford from a Leeds

now your turn

Shopping, definitely!

I'm cr*p at everything.

I'm very good at contorting my lips (which are suitably bee-stung and pouty) so that they look rather like an elastic band, or a bit like a hoover belt (remember them??) if you stretched it on your fingers.

I am quite good at knowing when my MIL is calling, and not answering the phone.

I am excellent at keeping the different colours of playdough separate.

I am also a good planner and organiser. As HC will testify :)

Oh and I can hang spoons on my face. Lots of them.

how many FrannyandZooey?

Ooh, at least 9. That's quite a lot, isn't it?

I am a Master Pancake Maker

so there

i can tap dance and juggle but not both at the same time

I can hear a tune/song once (sometimes takes a bit longer if complicated chords) and play it on the piano

I am notoriously dreadful at spotting local accents

yeah i can do that too. fox in socks.

actually i can play pretty much any instrument by ear.

exceot the kettle drum. has alway foxed me that, for some reason.

arguing, organising, being cynical and feeling confident!

i can eat a whole cheescake without getting pukey.

I can sniff out a cake 3 miles away (and hear a kettle boiling too)

I can cook lentils in twenty different ways: dahl, pancakes, doughnuts, salads....
Perhaps I should be on the lentilweavers thread?

i want to see the lentil donut recipie. [taps foot impatiently]

Well, not really Krispy Kreme style doughnuts, Sophable, but the Indian savoury version, like \link{http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vada\these}

Sorry to get your hopes up!

Obviously I am not G and T at doing links.

I am a general purpose Smart Arse, or at least I think I am

I can manage to forget everything I need for college and take my laundry bag by accident!

I had an exceptional gift of knowing the postcodes of any area in Glasgow. People would call out areas and I'd shoot right back with the postcode.

Unfortunately, no one officially recognised my giftedness and I sank back into postcode mediocrity.

I can usualy name a tune within a few seconds of the intro, sometimes just the first note if I know it well.

I am exceptional at losing keys and mobile phones, running round the house shouting 'where are my keys'

I'd win Gold in that if it were in the olympics