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To Shine is divine.......

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Mittz · 27/06/2010 09:23

Healthy thread focussing on cock and cake finding the method that suits you whilst enjoying some cheery banter and googling obscene veg!

I am Mitts... hello xx

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Alicetheinvisible · 30/06/2010 08:18

No wedding ring on either Trills, you know these young unmarried mothers.....

TrillianAstra · 30/06/2010 08:21

They probably thought it was vodka and tonic, not sparkling water

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 30/06/2010 08:32

Morning.

It'z Zoo day - I may end up with a monkey.

Yay for losses and non-hangovers.

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DreamsInBinary · 30/06/2010 08:43

Morning all

for LL's 2 lbs. You must be pure muscle now, my lovely.

Double, your writing about your dc's was very beatiful.

hellsbelles · 30/06/2010 08:50

double but I hope you sleep peacefully and calmly tonight.

Kisses to Mitts & Bella - so nice to have you here.

Swings the deliciously light Lizzy round the room. You clever clever lady. And pah to 37...think what it's like at 39! Actually it's lovely. I feel better now than I did in my twenties (probably because I'm not hungover every morning).

Bitter - agree that Dukan is not good if you've had issues in the past. So it sounds wise to steer clear.

Mouse mouse mouse - you are totally gorgeous...lovely words.

Alice - you've done it, you've done it! It seems to have gone so quickly (though I'm sure not for you)....I hope you can now enjoy the last weeks...you worked so hard to keep that baby safe!

So today I have work. I finally slept (as DH feel asleep on the sofa so no snoring to contend with tonight).

Waves at awesome wasting and slimline SAF. And blows kisses to caramel Trills and goddess DIB (and hopes desperately I haven't missed anyone!)

TrillianAstra · 30/06/2010 09:07

Hells you liar, I refuse to believe you are 39. Ditto for whatever ridiculous age Vinny claims.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 30/06/2010 09:08

That's it, I've dropped my PFB off for his first school trip.

He only turned 5 a couple of weeks ago.

Please come and kick me up the arse and tell me I am being precious and stupid.

Double, I hope you get some rest tonight.

Alice, I can't believe how time has flown - it seems like only yesterday you found out you were having a boy!

Hells, how was your evening with the delicious Wentworth?

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wastingaway · 30/06/2010 09:16

Hello Hells!

Bitter, I can't believe I have to start applying for nursery now, they grow so quick!

Ah, Double. It is a new day.

I'm so awesome I've just shredded.

See you ater!

LizzyLOU · 30/06/2010 09:16

Double that made me cry, you write beautifully.
It was a timely post as well as DS2 had covered the downstairs loo in poo in the time it had taken me to find some socks upstairs pre- school run leaving the house I kept asking in the car as I could smell it, he only confessed when we got home. Doubtless we will be forever known as the shitty smeeling family at the school gates

I am not pure muscle nor light DIB and Hells but I am getting there (and thanks ).

Bitter, I think that if you've had issues in the past (and you have so little to lose) that just following Lord Ford and doing some exercise is OK. You need your fruit and veg I think, I am sooo looking forward to veg today! That goes for Letwunt Vinny as well, think you nee your vitamins.

All I can smell is shite, it just lingers everywhere, doesn't it?

LizzyLOU · 30/06/2010 09:20

Aww Bitter, he will have such fun and tell you all about it tonight, worry not. I was exactly the same.

They do grow up so quickly, was rubbing suncream into DS1's skinny legs this morning and remembered how fat he was as a baby, he was huge, used to put a lb on a week and the Health visitor used to say they should bottle my breastmilk.
And I was ridiculously proud of this
Nowt to him now, he is skin, muscle and bone.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 30/06/2010 09:27

Lizzy - I would be proud of that too!

I have decided that Poppy is going to have to stay the size she is now forever, I will not allow her to get any older, she can just stay my baby.

That's perfectly rational, right?

Ii will stick with the Lord I suppose, though one good thing about the Dukan is that I was actually eating breakfast.

What was the belly fat buster DVD? I could do with that, all my flubber is around my middle.

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LizzyLOU · 30/06/2010 09:35

Bitter, This one
I am aiming to do at least 1 10min workout of this on top of the shred, it is v good (though it does hurt a bit).

Wasting, you are awesome
I did Level 2 yesterday after a good long while of doing Level 1 (with weights for cardio) and found it so much easier than ever have before. So it does get better doesn't it? Can you feel any difference yet?

LizzyLOU · 30/06/2010 09:36

Not sure she'll like it though!

Go to go see to DS2, he is creating in the kitchen with paints, glue and pom poms

I could regret this...

NormaSknockers · 30/06/2010 09:37

What are we squeezing? Is it boobaloobas??

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 30/06/2010 09:39

Damn you, 'Buy with one click'!
Lizzy, Pain is goood - feels like I'm doing something right, IYSWIM.

Wasting, you are indeed awesome.

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 30/06/2010 09:42

Saf, you are wasting an opportunity - I have DS vacuuming, doing laundry, dusting, getting Milk for Pops...

He does draw the line at changing nappies though.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 30/06/2010 09:43

Two days a week sounds doable.

TrillianAstra · 30/06/2010 09:43

I'm not anti-squeezing but I am a little confused as to why I am being squeezed

(I assumed a whole-body squeee Norma, not much boobaloobas here to go round)

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 30/06/2010 09:44

Trills, no idea either but double told me to, and I never pass up the chance of a squeeze.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 30/06/2010 09:46

Saf, if we could find something Friday mornings I could do it - oooh, we could do a street dance class!

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