Making hay while the sun SHINEs

[YanknCock]

Welcome to the shiney thread.

Cock and cake, ladies, that's what it's about.

I'm Yank, I've lost 1st 4lbs since starting here. Re-introduce yourselves at your leisure!

now where is our fearless leader?

French Fancies

pg km?

your a spring chicken love

its fooking freezing today

I am off the drink you know. Ish. I won't have lost anything by June, but maybe a couple of months of avoiding alcohol and the ensuing cream pies..?

Someone (Vinny) please have a bloody big drink for me? DD is driving me absolutely up the wall and if it wasn't for the fact that it is frowned upon (being pg and all) i would be cracking open my lovely sloe gin

cream pies are fattening though?

anything for you Alice

i really wasnt going to have another one you know, but its for a good course and im feeling very christian

That is very kind Vinny, i knew you wouldn't let me down

Small child keeps coming up to me whinging and wiping it's face on my sleeve

Well.. a fairy has given me a very very sore bum......soooo priddy though..

Dermal implants are like piercings in the skin with a plate to anchor them. I already have two.

Hi all... I feel all warm and fuzzy. I am not sure that 1 and 1/2 hrs pain is supposed to make you feel like that but

The tattooist and another woman were talking about my fairy and both looking at my bum my fairy going..''well, that's a pretty one, isn't she beautiful'' I nearly fell off the couch laughing.

I think the accepted terminology is homosexual, Mitts- I'm surprised at you...

No, there are wings, definitely a fairy

Mittz a tattoo! can we see pics? pridy please? (i wont look at your ass, promise)

Yes, we need to see a pic, definitely, or we will wrestle you to the ground and pull your pants down, for sure.

hi all, just getting ready to watch Dr Who then Eurovision (only my second time ever).

Eating very bad things, but DH says this is our last takeaway for a while. He's quite inspired having met my friend's husband who lost several stone with Slimming World. They might go to the gym together. Would be nice for him to have more mates up here--has been easier for me to meet people while staying home with DS but he's had a harder time since we moved oop north.

How are we all today?

hello yank, are you feeling better?

what time is euro on?

HI all, just popping on as mum is here and doesn't know I MN.

Thanks for birthday wishes.

Having a girly night in with filsm and hair-dying (hers, not mine).

well we have coning, cream pies and dermal implants (hopefully not all at the same time).

informative website on dermal implants:-

www.sharp-practice.com/body-piercing/dermal-implants.html

they look rather cunning really!

found it interesting last week at the beach seeing some of the blokes tats, one fella had a surprisingly good one of che guevara on his arm.

Yes, quite a lot better, thanks Vinny. Still got 3 days of antibiotics left and just a bit wheezy/coughy with a runny nose, but nowhere near as bad as before. Feel almost human again! DS is much better too, I'd almost forgotten what he looked like without snot pouring out of his nose.

Eurovision at 8pm after Dr Who! I watched it while chatting on MN last year, was a good laugh, but don't want to abandon DH. Might have to put DS to bed and get DH to dust of his MN username and join me.

Hello trill what films are you going to watch? chick flicks?

ah yes get mrcock on for some chat

glad you are all feeling better now