Making hay while the sun SHINEs

[YanknCock]

Welcome to the shiney thread.

Cock and cake, ladies, that's what it's about.

I'm Yank, I've lost 1st 4lbs since starting here. Re-introduce yourselves at your leisure!

now where is our fearless leader?

Jet umm, that is very artistic of Mini?
Will it wipe off?

Double, glad your Dad is behaving, I can now stand 2 days of my Mom, anymore and I start rocking and twitching with the effort of not blurting out what I really think.

it did lizzy, luckily i made sure i put washable paint on the walls She does like to decorate

double, that was nice of your dad, hope its not too stressful for you having him there!

Bella - how fab. I forgot it was today you were off. I hope you have the most wonderful time and get spoilt rotten.

Lizzy - teddy bear does not sound like your normal 'type'...don't you usually like 'manly' men aka Alan, Alastair (in fact do they all begin with A? )

Bitter...it was a really weird but very scary spanish film called rec (not to be confused with the US remake)...pretty good. I love that your DS got breakfast ready...how old is he?

Jet - glad you like the colours...I think they will look much better on you

double you are doing so well!

Man, it is miserable here today.

My parents have just left. Unknown to me DS rang my Mum while I was in the shower and asked her to buy him a comic - cheeky sod! He's not even 5 yet, he must have done last number redial.

Double - glad you are getting on with your Dad.

Jet, our walls regularly get 'redecorated' too

Lizzy - what, no running a marathon and climbing Mt Everest before breakfast? You disappoint me

Ooh, hells I have seen trailers for that - looks right up my street, but terrifying.

Have you seen Cloverfield? It's got the sister from Dexter in it, was very scary.

I haven't seen cloverfield...I think I was pregnant at the time it came out and didn't fancy the sea sickness styly camera work!

Rec wasn't too scary...but was fun.

your DS is fab!

Hells, it isn't sexual. He is just cute, like a Children's TV presenter from PLayschool (remember that?) or something.
V sweet.
I am now wracking my brains whether or not I fancy anyone who's first name doesn't begin with A, DH natch....

David Beckham
Daniel Craig

Umm, have a D thang going on as well

Mmm, Derren Brown

I'm a DD, should I be worried

Ok, just read that back, I meant my initials not my Norkage!

Bitter, I was wondering.
I have done some housework before work, am going to go to the gym tomorrow, may do the spin class at 9.30am tomorrow as it will be cancelled on Monday as it is a holiday.

I am still shocked about Derren Brown!!!

He obviously brainwashed me with his mind bullets Lizzy.

That's more like it! Spinning and gyming - That's the Lizzy we know and love!

I may have to put the heating on.

It's my own fault, one of my lovely new summer dresses arrived today so the summer is over.

OOh how exciting, someone just came in to pick his keys up, he was telling me how the buyer of his house had pulle dout, due to complete this week.
I was saying all the right things "How terrible" etc.
He said, and I quote "It's worse than that. He's made the worst mistake of his life and he'll know that once my mate is home form hoilday next week" I just nodded
"Yes, you can tell that clown that, he's going to be at home in a hospital from now on"

Hmm, so do I warn anyone about the prospect of physical violence?

It's a very strange place this office, bit League of Gentlemen...

Well, Derren and Wentworth are both gay, so what chance do I have?

Lizzy, that is shocking! Do you want me to phone you up and ask for Dave?

Allo Dave, there is a blockage in my toilet

Just going past Derby. Is that where Mittz lives? The weather is horrendous!

Peeing it down here as well Bella, no shock though, it rains a lot here.

Bitter, when I've covered this branch before we used to get an old drunk man (he slept rough I think) who'd come in every week and ask if we had any tents he could buy. He stank of booze and generally being unwashed, and there were things crawling on him.

It's a strange place here, Dave

Maybe he wanted to loiter within tent Lizzy

Bitter

Lizzy ... can't wait to hear how you broach that little subject...'err..you know that buyer you mucked about...he's out to get you...' yikes.

Bella - the weather is horrible everywhere...not just where Mitz lives

I'm watching this from behind the sofa....it's like fingers down a blackboard....that poor, stupid woman - she won't know what's hit her. here