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the fish ahs a poorly tummy - help please

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fishfinger · 06/07/2005 20:08

ok syptoms are thus:
crampy pain liek a period
dull lasted for three days
? link to cherry consumption
feels nlike I need to let rip all the time

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fishfinger · 07/07/2005 15:00

haha

god no more fishlets

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fishfinger · 07/07/2005 15:00

the plastere had just suggersted that well my Builder has been here for a long time

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wordsmith · 07/07/2005 15:04

I get this with nuts. And after as little as ONE banana. I ate a cereal-bowl sized portion of grapes and mixed nuts the other night and could hardly move afterwards for griping pain. Glad to hear it's not just me.

Enid · 07/07/2005 15:25

I think pg

or red peppers

both have the same effect on me

Fio2 · 07/07/2005 15:27

maybe your belt is too tight?

fishfinger · 07/07/2005 17:49

fio I will use my belt as a weapon soon! snort

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SoupDragon · 07/07/2005 17:54

How are you doing oh fishy one?

If you still feel rough, starve yourself for 24 hours.

vicdubya · 07/07/2005 21:45

Worrying vision of fish romping with builder & large bowl of cherries.

fishfinger · 07/07/2005 21:56

hm it was opainful during governors meeting
ahev appt at 950am tomorrow( for that read hang about wuith out of date " hellos" till 11)

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fishfinger · 08/07/2005 10:15

right IAM NOT PG! AYAYAYAYYAYAYA she ahs given me a prescrip fro antacid an d sent my wee off to be tested

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Enid · 08/07/2005 10:16

oh yes

wee, could be a bladder infection

sad you arent pg as I would have loved to snurk at you on the pg boards

fishfinger · 08/07/2005 10:18

yes dont hink id be chuffin around with baby dancing and baby dust
shudder

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SoupDragon · 08/07/2005 10:19

Blimey, 9:50 appointment and you're back on MN posting by 10:15??

fishfinger · 08/07/2005 10:19

yes its next to school; 3 mins away
we aheva spar, dentist vets and a doctors
I was the only on e there!

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SoupDragon · 08/07/2005 10:20

No chance to get well aquainted with the out of date Hellos then.

turquoise · 08/07/2005 10:43

Take a big dose of Andrew's liver salts, lie down for about 10 minutes, then sit up very fast keeping your legs out straight - you will leterally explode at both ends with wind at tremendous velocity. You'll feel better, and it's most entertaining for any stray observers.

fishfinger · 08/07/2005 14:21

nope in the path lab att he hospital they hav some mags formt he last ccentury fgs

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dinosaur · 08/07/2005 14:50

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fishfinger · 08/07/2005 14:53

god I dint read that carefully
think I may be a haward
sh ehas prescitbed antacids

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fishfinger · 08/07/2005 14:53

hazard

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dinosaur · 08/07/2005 14:54

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tamum · 08/07/2005 14:56

I think you should follow turquoise's excellent advice just before your next appearance on the bench.

spidermama · 08/07/2005 16:02

Sorry to hear about your bad guts FF. I, too, am of your number today and it's not a pretty smell I can tell you!

I've had no cherries but had quinoa for lunch. I think it's a bug though.

fishfinger · 08/07/2005 16:11

hmm am not sure what quinoa is but is sounds farty
I m no longer farty I woudl iek to tlel you all, merely relieved I am not PG

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compo · 08/07/2005 16:44

I always thought you were full of hot air

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