the fish ahs a poorly tummy - help please

[fishfinger]

ok syptoms are thus:
crampy pain liek a period
dull lasted for three days
? link to cherry consumption
feels nlike I need to let rip all the time

That's my girl.

Have some cabbage and beans to help it along

Some "makes"of apple do that to me and dh, a good few hours of farting does the trick.

The Ds's haven't had to suffer both of us farting in unison yet, I'm sure it will happen one day though, the poor boys

would get the cases seen quickley though

Or perhaps they will all plead guilty to get out quick!!!!!

no am finsished of r two weeks now htnak god
do not fart in court!

lots of stonhengey types today

pmsl

wel nog ood
farted for britain and I still ahve it but so weirdly has our builder working int he house att he moment
could htis be sick building syndrome!
have made drs appt ttomorrow

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Sorry - I know there's nothing more painful than trapped wind and the desperate need of relief, but at this thread!
Personally, I'd get some kaolin and morphine into me if I were suffering. Tastes totally vile, but does the trick. Failing that, lie flat on your back and let rip until you feel better and eat no more cherries!

or it could be a bug............I do sympathise, honestly, but it makes for very funny reading.

charcola tablets are supposed to be good for painful wind

HOpe you're feeling less fishy, Cod.

whilst I am willing to accede that this thread mAY be funny _ i cnat quite work out what bits!!!

am re reading now

I think it's all the talk of farting a lot, not the fact that you're unwell.

with hypochondria

hahaha
youll be sorry fio when I am hospitalised for a mysery lurgi

god sophable has suggested the fish may be pg
god noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

is v unlikely but a possibility

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no am not farty any more
just sore
BUT the builder has it too and he isnt pregnant