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TMI ALERT!!!! do not read if squeamish........ but someone plse as need advice. what the hell is this?????

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belcantwait · 04/12/2008 21:37

not even gonna bother to namechange tho am sure i really ought to.

i have not been well for a few weeks, no idea whats causing it (constant nausea, bloating accompanied by some gynae probs) but am due to go to gynae for a scan etc in a couple of weeks.
anyhoo, and this is the really ewwwww bit, today i keep feeling this weird feeling which i am not sure whether is coming from my bum or my fanny- i suspect the latter- which i can only describe as the vibrate on a mobile phone (OMG!!!!! i cant believe i am sayoing this its so embarassing). and no its not a mobile phone- my arse and fanny are not that big lol!). it lasts for a couple of seconds then stops then about 10 secs later it starts again. btw its not a pleasurable sexual feeling iykwim its like a frantic beetle trying to burrow its way out . what the bloody hell is it????? have no mirror to look and dh point blank refuses. could some nasty crawly thing have climbed in there wehen i was asleep and is now trying desperately to escape? what the hell shopuld i do????? god am so embarassed, am gonna have to go to bed now in shame

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NorkyButNice · 04/12/2008 21:39

Hmm is it in your fanjo/bum or just around the general bottom area?

Could be the dreaded threadworms...if you can feel something moving around (sorry!).

SmallShips · 04/12/2008 21:39

I read your other thread, have you got any futher with your GP and Gynae appointment?

In regards to your vibrating vulva... i have no idea!!

SmallShips · 04/12/2008 21:40

Could you feel threadworms moving around in there?? They are quite small are they not?!

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belcantwait · 04/12/2008 21:42

oh god, thanks for replying, its not itchy at all, just feels a bit like there something 'moving'. its been doing it all bloody day.

smallships- still feeling really sick, gp said she would try to get me a cancellation if one comes up but not heard anything (that was a week ago now). its getting me down tbh.
am kind of a bit more than embarassed about this weird thing tho, not sure i want to go and see her about it!

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frisbyrat · 04/12/2008 21:43

Some kind of muscle spasm? Like a nervous tic? But in your fanjo?

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belcantwait · 04/12/2008 21:43

as in, dont threadworms make your bum itch? not even sure where the weird feeling is coming from tbh, just you know 'down there' somewhere

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belcantwait · 04/12/2008 21:44

ooh nervous tic in ones fanjo???
{muses with frisbyrat}

hadnt thought of that one. weird. but i guess not entirely implausible

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frisbyrat · 04/12/2008 21:44

Stick a finger up and have a, ahem, rummage? That's what I'd do.

SmallShips · 04/12/2008 21:45

Maybe a trapped nerve or something? I get feelings like that in my eyelids when tired.

It could be though that the stress and worry of your other symptoms down there are causing you to 'feel' more in that area IYSWIM?

chunkychips · 04/12/2008 21:45

could it be some sort of trapped nerve or something. Like when your eyelid twitches when you're tired, but even faster. I think I know the feeling you're describing, but I get it somewhere else and I'm trying to think where, but can't remember, haven't had it for a while, but your description jogged my memory. Sorry not much help really.

frisbyrat · 04/12/2008 21:46

Disclaimer: not my fault if your finger gets bitten.

Ooooh, vagina dentata?

chunkychips · 04/12/2008 21:47

beat me to it, smallships!

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belcantwait · 04/12/2008 21:48

have tried shoving a finger and prodding around, even with a bloody cotton bud lol why did i think that would work . not good on the whole 'touching ones own fanjo business'

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GooberKingWenceslas · 04/12/2008 21:48

Have you lost your mobile phone in there? It might be ringing.

SmallShips · 04/12/2008 21:51

Please stop shoving cotton buds up your fanjo!

I can't remember if this was asked on the 1st thread, but you have ruled out pregnancy yes?

milfAKAmonkeymonkeymoomoo · 04/12/2008 21:52

Maybe the bowel is spasm-ing?? Vagina and rectum are very close so could be that?? Would explain bloating feeling etc. Some sort of irritable bowel thing.

Cadelaide · 04/12/2008 21:53

Sounds awful bel, I reckon it's a muscle spasm.

Don't go spooking yourself about "things burrowing out", it really won't be anything like that.

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belcantwait · 04/12/2008 21:54

well not entirely smallships but i would be mightily surprised if i was. i have done tests ooh about 3 weeks or so ago and they were all neg. but relally i couldnt be as dh has had the snip. unless its reversed itself and re-fused or whatever its not all that rare for them to do

why is a vibrating fanjo a common pg symptom?

goober- i may have to ignore that last comment

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norksinmywaistband · 04/12/2008 21:54

I had a vibrating sensation when about 8-10 weeks pregnant.
Any chance you are pg

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belcantwait · 04/12/2008 21:55

am really paranoid theres a centipede up there

seriously

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belcantwait · 04/12/2008 21:56

omg the pg thing again. i couldnt be tho really could i? am sure i had what was a period a couple of weeks ago . another bloody thing to worry about now

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SmallShips · 04/12/2008 21:57

Go and get a test woman!

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belcantwait · 04/12/2008 22:00

i dont really think i could be tbh. i mean that would be weird. lol imagining going for my gynae appt and them finding a baby up there!

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belcantwait · 04/12/2008 22:01

dh coming pstairs now so will have to turn off computer quick so i can leap into bed and pretend to be asleep.

do you tink if i pt my vibrating fanjo/arse v v close to him in the night it might transfer itself over to him instaed?

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Cadelaide · 04/12/2008 22:01

A centipede might be easier to care for.

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