TMI ALERT!!!! do not read if squeamish........ but someone plse as need advice. what the hell is this?????

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not even gonna bother to namechange tho am sure i really ought to.

i have not been well for a few weeks, no idea whats causing it (constant nausea, bloating accompanied by some gynae probs) but am due to go to gynae for a scan etc in a couple of weeks.
anyhoo, and this is the really ewwwww bit, today i keep feeling this weird feeling which i am not sure whether is coming from my bum or my fanny- i suspect the latter- which i can only describe as the vibrate on a mobile phone (OMG!!!!! i cant believe i am sayoing this its so embarassing). and no its not a mobile phone- my arse and fanny are not that big lol!). it lasts for a couple of seconds then stops then about 10 secs later it starts again. btw its not a pleasurable sexual feeling iykwim its like a frantic beetle trying to burrow its way out . what the bloody hell is it????? have no mirror to look and dh point blank refuses. could some nasty crawly thing have climbed in there wehen i was asleep and is now trying desperately to escape? what the hell shopuld i do????? god am so embarassed, am gonna have to go to bed now in shame

Than a baby I mean.

No really though, you have no parasites up there. Just doesn't happen in real life.

Unless you've been to the Amazon in the last few weeks and went swimming and one of those fish swam up there.

I watch too much Greys Anatomy.

Ok I have to ask. Is there the remotest possiblity that you were doing something elaborately naughty with several battery-operated toys and forgot the smallest one?

sciatic nerve runs right through fanjo
Unpleasant

I have had that 'vibrating' feeling, although in my pelvis/legs/feet, so not as embarrassing! I really sympathise and feel sorry for you, it drove me mad. I think the more you think about it the more you notice it.

Went to drs, they did a blood test which was ok, didn't bother going back to drs because it eventually went off of own accord. Think it might have been hormonal or may be something to do with sciatic nerve.

If I had to put money on it, I would hazard a wild guess this was a back problem with some sort of referred pain presenting itself as a vibration. I am dying to know what it really is now.