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has anyone had colonic irrigation?

63 replies

scampadoodle · 21/02/2005 16:02

& if so, what did you think? Does anyone know of a good practitioner in North London? Thanks.

OP posts:
suzywong · 21/03/2005 12:35

of course the practioners are professionals and see poo all day long bit is it a tad embarrassing knowing you are not only to be anally penetrated by and hose and then someone is going to see your poo? That's just the bit I can't get over, although I do want get it done, it's never a man is it, couldn't handle that

alibubbles · 21/03/2005 12:45

It's all very discreet and painless. No discomfort at all, in fact quire relaxing after a while!

The practitioner only sees your bum, nothing else! You can choose not to see ther pipe!

suzywong · 21/03/2005 12:46

ooo
so where does the pipe hide then, I mean how come someone was aske if they like tomatoes if their poo was hidden?

Am really looking forward to it, lord knows what I've got clinging to the upper reaches of my intestines

motherinferior · 21/03/2005 12:52

NOOOO!!!!

Isn't it a bit, you know, pervy?

motherinferior · 21/03/2005 12:53

Not actually that I object to perviness per se, but pipes???

suzywong · 21/03/2005 12:55

OH come on, you know you'd love it MI

motherinferior · 21/03/2005 12:59
Cod · 21/03/2005 13:19

Message withdrawn

Cod · 21/03/2005 13:20

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gingerbear · 21/03/2005 13:29

"An evacuation a day keeps the doctor away."

this is gross, truly gross - self administered CI!!!

fuzzywuzzy · 21/03/2005 13:35

I so wish I hadn't clicked on that link gingerbear.[barf emoticon]

gingerbear · 21/03/2005 13:40

I can't imagine - SELF ADMINISTERED???????

suzywong · 21/03/2005 13:43

for the love of god don't click on this link from that page then whatever you do

gingerbear · 21/03/2005 13:46

Is that a Johnny Depp page Suzy....Doh, yes it is!!
Naughty hijack.

suzywong · 21/03/2005 13:48

was it? oh sorry was just sharing that with a MNer on MSN
He's rather nice isn't he

\link{http://www.hps-online.com/programsamples.htm?PHPSESSID=6b383d9edf5f74a1d4f14125f516f38d\this is the one that you shouldn't click on under any circumstances then

and don't let it be forgotten that YOU started this GB

suzywong · 21/03/2005 13:49

fuck

this one

fuzzywuzzy · 21/03/2005 13:51

arghhhhhhhhh [puke]

gingerbear · 21/03/2005 13:52

Nooooooo!
The phrase 'Something must have crawled up there and died' springs to mind.

I am stopping this RIGHT now.

(Now back to Johnny.....)

fuzzywuzzy · 21/03/2005 13:52

your right Suzy do not under any circumstances click on that link yuck yuck yuck........

suzywong · 21/03/2005 13:54

told ya

Cod · 21/03/2005 13:55

Message withdrawn

gingerbear · 21/03/2005 13:56

mucous

suzywong · 21/03/2005 13:56

but there are lots of happy self-administerers out there apparently, to wit:

David_T, age 40: "My evening bucket was unbelievable... Its no wonder I felt bad most of the day with that much shit braking loose in my colon. There was an assortment of shit too...I had the white-yarn type, I had a big FAT brown piece about a foot long and looked to be about as big around as a silver dollar ( it had folds in it "

gingerbear · 21/03/2005 13:56

and the red stuff is watermelon juice.

gingerbear · 21/03/2005 13:57

Well, Suzy....Would you?

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