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quick! i need a poo!

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belcantavinissima · 24/03/2008 16:27

urgent constipation remedies please that will work quickly - my tummy is hurting and i really really need a big poo . have tried warm water, dried apricots and mixed seeds. none of them have made me poo!

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taipo · 24/03/2008 21:05

Go to a book shop or the library.
Always works for me

flamingtoaster · 24/03/2008 21:16

You could try the acupressure point between the thumb and first finger - it does work surprisingly well! Mustn't be used when pregnant. I can't find the page where I found details initially but it is also described here:

trueanduseful.eponym.com/blog/_archives/2006/5/23/2225218.html

LynetteScavo · 24/03/2008 22:09

I thought that was for hiccups?

blousy · 24/03/2008 22:53

Ooh, Taipo - I was going to say book shop or the library! Always works for me too!!

fledtoscotland · 25/03/2008 08:24

porridge. always works for me within about 1/2 hour of having a big bowl (sorry for tmi)

StealthPolarBear · 25/03/2008 08:26

coffee or sugar free sweets - the ones that say "might have a laxative effect"

BigTeuchLittleTeuch · 25/03/2008 08:31

squats!

loopylou6 · 25/03/2008 10:48

fruit cubes are amazing

taipo · 25/03/2008 10:52

Glad I'm not alone blousy!

Standing in front of a bookshelf for 10 mins or so never fails to send my bowls into overdrive.

hecate · 25/03/2008 10:55

squat. Really low. Works for me (Of course you do need to get up and onto the loo before it comes out. I'm not suggesting you take a quick crap on the bathroom floor)

pigsinmud · 25/03/2008 11:57

Taipo - that's true for me too. Regular as anything in my old life as a librarian!

LoveMyGirls · 25/03/2008 12:00

Bel- can't believe 4 and a half pounds! oh well at least you will have a big loss next week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

singingmum · 25/03/2008 12:01

Bread dipped in olive oil followed by a spoonful of honey.Works for my dd

didoreth · 25/03/2008 23:17

Taipo - me too! I'd always thought this just me.

BecauseImWorthIt · 25/03/2008 23:19

Thorntons Diabetic Toffee.

Just don't eat the whole bag ...

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