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Has anyone tried those weight things that you hang off your vestibule??

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FrannyandZooey · 15/02/2006 21:00

You know, for your pelvic floor whatnot. "A friend" wants to know

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chapsmum · 15/02/2006 21:03

hangs off your where?? am I missing something??

messagedeleted · 15/02/2006 21:03

asrf

many a thread on it

morningpaper · 15/02/2006 21:04

I have wondering this too

also for "a friend" of course

SorenLorensen · 15/02/2006 21:05

Dh reckons he knew a fella who could lift a bucket of water on his willy. Same thing really.

messagedeleted · 15/02/2006 21:05

orrible vision of you two as slakc alices

morningpaper · 15/02/2006 21:07

I need one for my stomach muscles too

Spidermama · 15/02/2006 21:07

Never personally tried the vestibular Kegel cones but did, er, stumble across them on Ebay which got me thinking.

morningpaper · 15/02/2006 21:08

you could fit a bucket of water up my

goldstarlover · 15/02/2006 21:08

oooh i am curious aboutt his.

funny... am wondering for a "friend" too!!!!

morningpaper · 15/02/2006 21:08

urg spiermama surely not second-hand?

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FrannyandZooey · 15/02/2006 21:11

Oops I must have typed this thread by accident. While drunk, probably.

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FrannyandZooey · 15/02/2006 21:16

C'mon, ladies. Someone out there is sitting having a cup of tea with a metal cone up their fanny, you know who you are. Now tell us if it works.

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morningpaper · 15/02/2006 21:16

I've often thought that they seem like the lazy man's way of doing pelvic floor exercises

well not man obviously

morningpaper · 15/02/2006 21:16

snort

goldstarlover · 15/02/2006 21:18

exactly MP... which is just why I want one.

i mean, um, why my FRIEND wants one. she is very lazy

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FrannyandZooey · 15/02/2006 21:18

Yes mp you have got it exactly. I am sick to death of doing the ruddy things, yet if I stop, it becomes clear I need to carry on. I want a gadget to do it for me while I fanny around (no pun intended) on MN.

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FrannyandZooey · 15/02/2006 21:18

SL we are lazy fanny twins

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chapsmum · 15/02/2006 21:20

wait a minute metal cone??!! is trhis some sort of peircing crazy, if you've got a metal cone up your fanny whats hanging from your vestibule and where is your vestibule....Am so confused!!!!!!!!
(wont tell you what I do in RL, but it would worry you!!))

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FrannyandZooey · 15/02/2006 21:23

Chapsmum, look here . It says they are actually plastic, so there you go, I learnt something already.

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goldstarlover · 15/02/2006 21:23

you shove it up your fanny and it's weighted and you have to like... keep it up there!
so it helps you do your pelvic floor exercises really,... increases your fanny muscles! lol

chapsmum · 15/02/2006 21:25

is it like a mooncup??.. thats another word banded about this place that scares me!

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FrannyandZooey · 15/02/2006 21:26

They don't sound fab from that link, actually. I thought you just put them in and sat around while your fanny got buns of steel sort of thing. I didn't know actual effort was required.

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goldstarlover · 15/02/2006 21:26

lol no! a mooncup is for your period....

goldstarlover · 15/02/2006 21:26

f&z.. i thought the same thing! bit disappointing really... it's like fanny gym

Flossam · 15/02/2006 21:27

Goodness me you are a slack lot!

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