Trim, Slim, Bright and LIGHT For 2011.

[Mouseface]

Well, no more chocolate, cheese, cake or crack pies for this Mouse.

Time to shift the wobbly bits, firm up your tits body and get healthier as you do.

We're using lots of different methods between us all - Wii Fit, FoodFocus, changing our diet, exercising more, quiting smoking and booze.....

Why not join us?

Epilator - yes, only on my legs and bikini line. Shave my under arms.

Showered and dressed, slap on, hair ruffled and sculpted, drying on, Nemo napping, DH clearing the driveway ready for the builder tomorrow.....

M&D on their way with DD.

Wood burner blazing, glorious and sunny here but chilly.

All is good.

I'm baaaack.

I epilate my legs and underarms. I find I have to shave in between sometimes if the hairs get too fine, or you end up with ingrown hairs.

@ shared holidays. Have you thought of doing one of the cheapy deals with the newspapers?

Meal was lovely, two very tired DC here now. And I think I need a nap, I've been up for nearly 9 hours without a doze

Dee can u switch phone off overnight. Re kids attitude, reckon a week of school will work wonders have found the combo of cabin fever and xmas hype an d in gifts results in some nightmare behaviour

Evening all.

Had a lovely time with my folks, my dad is so ace.

Great food, scampi and salad. Not too unhealthy?

Helped DD with her hot chocolate fudge cake.

Sorry you had a shit time at your parent's SAF.

Dubs - big stick and a megaphone?

Seriously, as soon as they get back into school and routine they will be grand.

XP (DD's dad) has really upset me. She came home with a huge burn on her wrist from the kettle at his. She was making a cup of tea but the kettle was too full and she couldn't hold it.

She tried to steady it and burnt herself.

Her dad said 'you're a numpty you are' and didn't do anything to help.

Twat.

I've dressed it now but it's quite deep.

He also told her off for not eating her dinner (she didn't like it and explained before hand that she didn't)

And then he dragged her round to of his family only to slag them all off to her, instead of taking her to the cinema.

What. A. Twatting. Cunt.

Sorry. I sat and cried when she told me how he was with her. At the dinner table whislt we were out. FFS

I'd rather he didn't fucking bother.

Mouse, he sounds like a prize wanker.

Dubs, I agree once you are all back at school you'll be grand.

I fell asleep. For three and a half hours. And now I am contemplating going to bed, so if I disappear night you gorgeous creatures.

Euphemism for what??

Oh, right. No, definitely not a euphemism. He is minging and snotty atm.

I'm planning sex tonight

With my husband too!

DD and I have had a chat, she thinks her dad is loser.

Out of the mouthes of babes.