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tonsil stones (people who like zit porn will like this)

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giraffesCantDirtyDance · 08/01/2011 06:53

Anyone else get these little (or big!) fuckers?

I have now discovered a little hideyhole cave in my tonsil where they form and every few weeks I can feel poking, I prod my tonsil and out it comes. Which is good, now I can get it before it pops out itself.

I remember the first time one came out my tonsil and in to my mouth - YUCK.

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moaningminniewhingesagain · 08/01/2011 06:59

The promise of zit porn dragged me in!

I think I have had them in the past, like an apple seed size lump of something like plaque from teeth - they hum. I have very scarred tonsils from a childhood full of tonsillitis.

giraffesCantDirtyDance · 08/01/2011 07:01

Yes thats it.

Well I get them lots and they stab he inside of my tonsil until I get it out. Strangely satisfying to excavate the little cave of shit. Alternative is to put up with the poking, and wait until it pops out itself when its grown a bit.

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PixieOnaLeaf · 08/01/2011 14:11

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numptysmummy · 08/01/2011 14:13

I get them but not big ones - they smell really bad toe jam. Aren't they just a build up of bacteria?

PussinJimmyChoos · 08/01/2011 14:19

Ahh...we call them cheese balls here as I find I only have them if eat too much cheese

Thankfully haven't had one for aaaaaages which I am pleased about as it makes me and I am a fan of zits and pus usually!

bamboobutton · 08/01/2011 14:24

i get these.

i can't squeeze mine out as it makes me gag too much so i have to wait til work themselves out.

i tricked dh into smelling one when we first met and the over dramatic gag fest that ensued still makes me laughGrin

giraffesCantDirtyDance · 08/01/2011 15:04

were you trying to seduce him?!

Am ok thanks pixie, feel more myself again. Still tight chest and coughing but FEEL well iykwim? Can cope with the physical side so long as I dont feel unwell. Will go look on asthma thread to see how you are :)

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Lulumaam · 08/01/2011 15:08

how the fucking FUCK do you people reach your tonsils?!?!?

Lucyintheskywithdiazepam · 08/01/2011 15:10

Bum. I don't have any tonsils. Feel robbed.

giraffesCantDirtyDance · 08/01/2011 15:11

My tonsils are HUGE.

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miniwedge · 08/01/2011 15:14

So THAT'S what it was!!

Thank you for this thread, I now have a name for what has caused an ongoing pokey feeling until it came out in my mouth a couple of weeks ago. It stank!

ConnorTraceptive · 08/01/2011 15:15

Don't feel robbed lucy they are bogging and smell foul.

They form from a build up of secretions and post nasal drip I think. Most people just swallow all that shite without knowing ut people with big, cryptic tonsils (that's what I got told mine were!)kind of store it up - lovely!

I had my tonsils out a year ago and I have to say I LOVE not having those horrible little bastard to deal with

Scrumpet · 08/01/2011 15:16

This is truly fascinating gross.

Is there something wrong with my tongue? I can't reach my tonsils Sad

nickelbabyjesus · 08/01/2011 15:16

blimey - I don't think i've ever had one of these.

Please describe it better, giraffes - are they hard? what size?

I have loads of tonsil issues, and I want some of these! [needy whiney emoticon]

FreakoidOrganisoid · 08/01/2011 15:18

Oh god they are gross, the smell!

giraffesCantDirtyDance · 08/01/2011 15:18

if you google you get a nice pic of one Grin

Theres even you tube videos of people removing them.

You dont get them ou twith tongue. No you need a torch and a pokey thing.

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ConnorTraceptive · 08/01/2011 15:20

They are white and soft nickel (although if you leave them over night in a tissue they go black and shrink away)

They vary in size but on a bad day mine could be the size of a piece of sweetorn or sometimes bigger.

they really are grim and imagine the worst bad breath you've ever smelt, times it by a thousand and imagine it compacted into a little ball

miniwedge · 08/01/2011 15:30

Mine was green. But I had just had a bout of tonsillitis.....

miniwedge · 08/01/2011 15:34

OMG! Google tonsilstones.com. There are some decking disgusting photos!

DooinMeCleanin · 08/01/2011 15:36

I can get them out with my tongue. I get these all the time (also very large, scarred tonsils).

charlotteolivia · 08/01/2011 15:37

how often do you get one??

DooinMeCleanin · 08/01/2011 15:41

A couple a month usually, unless I am ill such as now, and then they seem to form every few days.

throckenholt · 08/01/2011 15:44

I get them too from time to time and have for as long as I can remember. Suddenly you just become aware of something irritating your throat. Getting them out can be horrible too - I have a very sensistive gag reflex - cue tears pouring down my face and lots of retching.

My question - why can I go for months without any and then get a spate of them ? Is it post viral or something ?

They are foul.

SixtyFootDoll · 08/01/2011 15:46

I get these now and again, the smell is just awful.

SixtyFootDoll · 08/01/2011 15:46

I get these now and again, the smell is just awful.

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