On a LIGHTER note...

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Hello, I'm Bitter and I have lost around two stone, have another 4 or 5 pounds to go.

Come for the healthy eating, stay for the chat. We do more of the latter than the former!

Off to bed. I feel dreadful. Managed a slice of toast to take drugs with and water.

Yuuuuuk.

Night lovelies. xxxx

lemsip is a wonderful invention (aaah inhales).

I need a v quick bath.

Hope the cat is OK double, yuck to the pile of redness...

have been diagnosed with 'Ebola-cold'.

jesus thought i was going to die last night. have blood clots coming out each nostril, nice.

dp off work again as he was really bad, thougt about 999 then thought fuck that. Seriously hes asthmatic so was having trouble breathing.

Tell the cat to 'man up' Double

about cat ID.. that sound like some serious malingering..

I have earache now as well, but I am not one to moan....

mouse - just got article, thank you, very interesting.

still havent posted our your or saf's stuff yet. Will ask dp to do today (if he's not still pretending to be dead upstairs).

got to sew today ive done nothing for days.

will try not to get ebola germs on the brooches

Have you lot seen the Tayo thread, its hilarious, won't spoil it but the reason they want to choose Tayo as a name is the funniest I've ever read

Oh god, read the Tayo thread and am incoherent with laughter, MN ers at their wickedest and best lol.

Brian, I bought a top to set off your gorgeous brooches..it is in grey and white check and has russian folk inspired details on it, it looks lovely and jewel like against the mutedness of the top..

I absolutely love them xx

Thank you miitz

Hope you are feeling better today even though i am not. It is better that just one of us suffers and im ok with shouldering that burden

Right, if you're watching jk now, or watch it at 1.30, why is that girl who looks about 19/20 got really bizarre hair? Is it grey or dirty???

I am dictating to my nurse Saf.... She is an angel. She tells me I am so brave, with a little sigh and tears in her eyes.

When you suffer..we all suffer Brian

''suffering in silence?''

I can't quite grasp that concept.. what's the point in suffering if you do it in silence?

Shut up you two!! I am waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more illering than you two are you faking moany arses! Spreading your fecking germans around the through the ether.

And I've had no sleep.

Here's my list, go compare -

Upset stomache
Burning acid indigestion
Loss of appetite
Sleep deprivation
Shakes
Shivers
Temperature
Sweats
Toothache
Leg/Pelvic/Hip/Back pain.
Nausea
Runny nose
Earache
Sore throat

And Nemo has stopped sleeping and started puking for England again so I am continuously feeding him.

I want cry please. Can I?